Did I miss the civil war 2?

[Travis]

What happened to the great civil war that liberals were going to launch today?


Don't tell me all we got out of it is a woman climbing the Statue of Liberty!

 

[Mike!]

It was likely canceled due to extreme heat.

 

[shemp]

They were too busy eating hot dogs.

 

[Craig4]

Um what?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Eh...context?

 

[Upchurch]

A short history of Alex Jones claiming that the left is about to start a second Civil War

 

[whoanellie]

It's raging on twitter #secondcivilwar

 

[CapelDodger]

A short history of Alex Jones claiming that the left is about to start a second Civil War

Cut to chase : which comes first, this or the Rapture we're still waiting for?

 

[p0lka]

When did that come out?
I've only just recently caught up to infinity war.

 

[Upchurch]

When did that come out?
I've only just recently caught up to infinity war.

Alex Jones announced it a few days ago. Liberals seemed as surprised as anyone. They really had to scramble to get the troops together.

 

[Brainster]

A short history of Alex Jones claiming that the left is about to start a second Civil War

And here I thought this was about Travis and his pack of Wolverines fizzling out as I predicted. If it's about old Leatherlungs Jones, doesn't it belong in the CT subforum?

 

[NoahFence]

And here I thought this was about Travis and his pack of Wolverines fizzling out as I predicted. If it's about old Leatherlungs Jones, doesn't it belong in the CT subforum?

not if one or more of the half a million people that listen to that crap act on it.

 

[Upchurch]

If it's about old Leatherlungs Jones, doesn't it belong in the CT subforum?

Jones has the ear of the President. He is mainstream legitimate press nowadays.

 

[PhantomWolf]

It always puzzles me why so many Conservatives seem almost desperate for a 2nd Civil War, they do remember that they lost the last one, right? Or is it that they think they can tie it all up 1-1

 

[NoahFence]

how would it even work? it's not like there is a solid line demarking territory between morons and normal people.

 

[Scopedog]

This morning there was a successful seizure of a MAGA hat by a 30 year old part-time bouncer from a lanky 16 year old with his two 16 year old friends:
https://twitter.com/brxpug/status/10144172579450183684

He already lost his bouncer job. /pol/ has decided that his punishment must be more severe.

 

[AnonyMoose]

Alex "Gay Frogs" Jones says it.

Fox "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" News repeats it.



Therefore...

It must be so.

 

[Border Reiver]

What happened to the great civil war that liberals were going to launch today?


Don't tell me all we got out of it is a woman climbing the Statue of Liberty!

You already missed it. sorry.

http://marvel.com/comics/events/330/civil_war_ii

 

[TragicMonkey]

You misinterpret which civil war it's to be. It's Roundheads and Cavaliers again!

 

[Wudang]

Check the hashtag #secondcivilwarletters Much hilarity.

"Dear Dads,

General DeGrasse Tyson had our battalion dress as climate change, and we easily slipped past the MAGA fortifications. They refused to believe we had arrived until it was too late."

"My dearest rose,

There are but few places in this heathen field for a man to charge his iPad. Worse, I fear you must imagine the lunch I am having, as the Instagrams is down.

Fabulously,
Heath X Buford, 1st Hipster Batallion, The Fighting Kale Wraps"