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DeVito

Bruce

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Devito on "The View"

An especially colorful appearance on "The View" by Danny DeVito has eyebrows raised and tongues wagging that the veteran actor may not have been himself Wednesday morning.

DeVito said he'd been drinking with George Clooney the night before...
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Wouldn't it be cool if DeVito, Clooney, Moore, O'Donnell, Gibson, Richards, and all the loony-tuny lefties in Hollywood all got together for an all-weekend bender? They could trash the government, make asses of themselves, make a movie, write a book, and apologize on all the talk show circuits, blaming the whole thing on the alcohol, all in a single weekend! :D
 
Well, he is doing NPR today as we speak (at least on EST). Sounds like a reasonable guy to me.
 
HarryKeogh said:
Mel Gibson is a lefty?
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I didn't say that.

If I said we should put apples, oranges, and other fruits into a fruit basket, would I be saying that apples are oranges?

All Hollywood celebrities are fruity IMHO, regardless of political position. :rolleyes:
 
Bruce said:
Devito on "The View"



Wouldn't it be cool if DeVito, Clooney, Moore, O'Donnell, Gibson, Richards, and all the loony-tuny lefties in Hollywood all got together for an all-weekend bender? They could trash the government, make asses of themselves, make a movie, write a book, and apologize on all the talk show circuits, blaming the whole thing on the alcohol, all in a single weekend! :D
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Available on pay-per-view of course.
 
Bruce said:
I didn't say that.

If I said we should put apples, oranges, and other fruits into a fruit basket, would I be saying that apples are oranges?

All Hollywood celebrities are fruity IMHO, regardless of political position. :rolleyes:
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Thank-you for your deep and enlightening analysis, which has so helpfully pinpointed and helped solve so many of our pressing social problems.
 
The strangest thing for me about this is that 60 year old guys still get a kick out of going out and getting blitzed. I thought the novelty wore off by that age.
 
Uh, Mr. Penguin...don't you think killing little kids is a little...

BAM!

No, it's a lot!

I will always love you, you crazy little drunk.

And Death to Smoochy is good, too.
 
Number Six said:
The strangest thing for me about this is that 60 year old guys still get a kick out of going out and getting blitzed. I thought the novelty wore off by that age.
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Limoncello, the liqueur cum intoxicant in question, can sneak up on you. It is easy to quaffe seven limoncellos, as Mr DeVito reports he did, when you are engrossed in convivial conversation with a comrade. As a digestivo, limoncello surpasses Amaretto, Zambucco, and Gran Marnier. It is so easy to sip, and so easy to keep refilling, when served in an iced cordial glass.

All of a sudden, you start to see Flying Farfalla Monsters everywhere. ;)

DR
 
Originally Posted by Bruce
"I didn't say that.

If I said we should put apples, oranges, and other fruits into a fruit basket, would I be saying that apples are oranges?

All Hollywood celebrities are fruity IMHO, regardless of political position."



Gurdur said:
Thank-you for your deep and enlightening analysis, which has so helpfully pinpointed and helped solve so many of our pressing social problems.
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Well well well if it isn't "Get-a-grasp-on-reality-Gurdur."
Your third personal attack (at least) in under a week. Just what pressing problems do YOUR posts solve? What exactly makes your posts so enlightened?

In fact, Bruce makes an interesting point here. Many Hollywood celebrities have opinions and egos flying all over the place, it can be hard to know which views belong to which celebrity. Mel Gibson is a perfect example. And when you ad booze to the mix...
 
Gurdur said:
Thank-you for your deep and enlightening analysis, which has so helpfully pinpointed and helped solve so many of our pressing social problems.
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Well, I thought it was funny.


If I said we should put apples, oranges, and other fruits into a fruit basket, would I be saying that apples are oranges?

All Hollywood celebrities are fruity IMHO, regardless of political position.
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Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce.

"Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you!"

Crack a tube!

"Smart Arse 1 this is Smart Arse 2: gotcher back. Out" ;)



DR
 
Oh great. It's not bad enough we have to see stupid actors (redundant term, I know) spewing their silly opinions on how the world should be; now we get drunk stupid actors spewing.

Just when you think you've reached the bottom...:(
 
My 60 year-old sister got sloppy drunk Thanksgiving weekend. She is slightly taller than DeVito, but the scene was just as disturbing. Absolutely nothing cute about it at all.
 
BPSCG said:
Oh great. It's not bad enough we have to see stupid actors (redundant term, I know) spewing their silly opinions on how the world should be; now we get drunk stupid actors spewing.

Just when you think you've reached the bottom...:(
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The movie Jackass had a sequel. A successful sequel.
This is nowhere near the bottom.
 
Darth Rotor said:
Limoncello, the liqueur cum intoxicant in question, can sneak up on you. It is easy to quaffe seven limoncellos, as Mr DeVito reports he did, when you are engrossed in convivial conversation with a comrade. As a digestivo, limoncello surpasses Amaretto, Zambucco, and Gran Marnier. It is so easy to sip, and so easy to keep refilling, when served in an iced cordial glass.

All of a sudden, you start to see Flying Farfalla Monsters everywhere. ;)

DR
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DANG, DR! I thought I was probably the only person in the whole U.S. who knew about Limoncello! My wife and I became addicted to it on our first trip around the Almafi Coast. Ah, warm Sorrento nights a cool Limoncello and a hot Italian lady!

My hat is off to DeVito - I LOVE limoncello and I dislike Baba Waawaa.
 
I knew Danny DeVito was cool before. This just confirmed it. Partying like a rock star then realizing "crap, I got to do a stupid talk show...later, George Clooney!".
 
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