Daily Mail today.

[Azrael 5]

A two page article on Clairvoyants-not read it yet but I doubt it reveals any astounding truths.Just a heads up for UK members.
40p!

 

[tkingdoll]

There is no amount too small that would entice me to buy the Daily Mail

The article probably says "Clairvoyants: Blame Illegal Immigrants!"

 

[P.S.A.]

Nah... it'll be something like "Indulge your own confused beliefs in witchcraft, the supernatural, and various pagan symbology!" followed by an article which says "Deport those non-Christian, non-British freaks!". And preceeded by one of those articles too. And then in the middle some hysterical shrivelled old right wing harpy declaring how modern British live is disgustingly self absorbed and selfish. And lots of hatred for Blair, the most right wing Labour PM absolutely ever.

All of THAT for 40p?! How could I possibly resist...??

 

[Azrael 5]

I'll get my coat.....

 

[Darat]

You are all wrong, it will be:

"House prices set to soar/crash as the nanny-state clamps down on honest hardworking clairvoyants as illegal immigrants are paid to read tea leaves."

 

[tkingdoll]

You are all wrong, it will be:

"House prices set to soar/crash as the nanny-state clamps down on honest hardworking clairvoyants as illegal immigrants are paid to read tea leaves."

honest hardworking British clairvoyants.

Also "Homeopaths claim "no MRSA with our methods, and ALL Junior Homeopaths guaranteed UK jobs"

Sorry Azrael 5, didn't mean to jump all over your suggestion. Thanks for the heads-up.

 

[Zep]

I'm looking for the headline that will encompass the lot...

Honest British Clairvoyents Predict Nanny Blair To Deport All Immigrant Homeopaths BACK TO PAKISTAN!

ETA: Spelling error deliberate, unlike the usual tabloid press.

 

[Matabiri]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

[tonyyouens]

I've read the Mail clairvoyant feature and it's as bad as you might imagine. Basically the reporter sees 3 clairvoyants who feed her the usual vague generalisations some of which hit their mark (hey and her boyfriend's called Mark!).

All received 8 out of 10 for their efforts.

tkingdoll was right not to waste 40p.

Tony

 

[brodski]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Absolutely brilliant. And to think, I've spent years trying to come up with the perfect "pedophile asylum seekers found in Finsbury Park drinking water supply, sparks cancer alert, house prices tumble, Blair does nothing" type headlines, now I may actually have time to get some work done.