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Chuck Norris is right?

ryu238 said:
Lately he has been quiet on his more extreme moments...
For example: http://www.wnd.com/2015/06/did-isis-give-a-clue-about-jade-helm-15/
Instead of jumping on the bandwagon about Jade Helm, he suggested it might be practice against an Isis plan. Thoughts?
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I just love how ISIS is everyone's favorite new hobby horse. Everything has to do with ISIS these days. Price of gas going up? ISIS! Out of every cheese at the cheese shop? ISIS! Full House re-runs interrupted by live footage of car chase? ISIS! Flaming bag of dog poop on your front porch? ISIS! Ingrown toenail? ISIS! Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! ISIS is trying to kill us all!

What about Al Queda? Can't someone give them some love?
 
hgc said:
I just love how ISIS is everyone's favorite new hobby horse. Everything has to do with ISIS these days. Price of gas going up? ISIS! Out of every cheese at the cheese shop? ISIS! Full House re-runs interrupted by live footage of car chase? ISIS! Flaming bag of dog poop on your front porch? ISIS! Ingrown toenail? ISIS! Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! ISIS is trying to kill us all!

What about Al Queda? Can't someone give them some love?
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They have a cool acronym like SPECTRE or COBRA, and an evil overlord clad in black robes who wants to conquer the world. ISIS is more of a classic Hollywood bad guy than Al Qaeda, who are more of a franchise of independent cells, like McDonalds, with fewer fiberglass clowns.
 
Porpoise of Life said:
They have a cool acronym like SPECTRE or COBRA, and an evil overlord clad in black robes who wants to conquer the world. ISIS is more of a classic Hollywood bad guy than Al Qaeda, who are more of a franchise of independent cells, like McDonalds, with fewer fiberglass clowns.
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I'd dearly love it if an international taskforce dedicated to wiping out ISIS were to form, and take the acronym OSIRIS.
 
ryu238 said:
Instead of jumping on the bandwagon about Jade Helm, he suggested it might be practice against an Isis plan. Thoughts?
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It's difficult to shield children from paranoid fantasies. This strikes me as Chuck's attempt at finding copying mechanisms to deal with his superstitions belief that this is the end of times. I'd like to think it is reason based but ti's probably just wishful thinking to cope with his sincerely held belief that the govt wants to take over.

He's got support of family and friends. Give him time. I think he will be fine.
 
As for Mr. Norris's theory, I really don't expect overseas terrorists organizations to be intimidated by special ops practice excercises. If you believe that you're on a mission from God, U.S. forces really aren't going to make you back down.

Although the details of the scenario do bring up an interesting science question. If one were to acquire 50 pounds of enriched uranium, would a bomb produce a higher death toll than airborne dispersion?

And the follow up question, if it were not about death toll, per se, would a bomb cause more terror than a dispersion attack would?

ETA
from what I gather, the enriched uranium isn't as radioactive as many other substances that make effective dispersal agents.
 
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Porpoise of Life said:
They have a cool acronym like SPECTRE or COBRA, and an evil overlord clad in black robes who wants to conquer the world. ISIS is more of a classic Hollywood bad guy than Al Qaeda, who are more of a franchise of independent cells, like McDonalds, with fewer fiberglass clowns.
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I sometimes wonder how a certain room in Whitehall got it's name....

Civil Servant (CS) - And this, Prime Minister, is where meetings will be convened at times of emergency...

Prime Minister (PM) - Okaaay, and what do we call it?

CS - It's the 'Briefing Room' Prime Minister

PM - Hmmmm 'Briefing Room'.... doesn't sound very ... dynamic. Hardly going to grab the public's attention during an emergency...

CS - Well, Prime Minister, I'm sure the most important thing is...

PM - (Speaking in to an imaginary microphone in his shirt cuff) "Meet me in the Briefing Room, now..... stat!"..... not going to set pulses racing, is it?

CS - Ahem...

PM - So, what's through there?

CS - That's the Cabinet Office, Prime Min...

PM - Aha! Okay then, we'll call it "Briefing Room of Cabinet Office"....BROCO!

CS - Errr

PM - Quick, get me to BROCO!

CS - Ummmm, quite

PM - Nah, don't work. Sounds like a seventies American cop show. (kicks an invisible stone across the carpet) So..... how many of these rooms are there?

CS - Well, just the one Prime Minister...

PM - Hmmmmm, how about COBR...? Too Australian?

CS - Well...

PM - Could we....

CS - Yes Prime Minister?

PM - Could we call it Room A?

CS - Excellent choice Prime Minister, I'll get a sign engraved. "Room A" it is.

PM - No, no..... COBRA! That's what we'll call it!!

CS - Yes, Prime Minister

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hgc said:
I just love how ISIS is everyone's favorite new hobby horse. Everything has to do with ISIS these days. Price of gas going up? ISIS! Out of every cheese at the cheese shop? ISIS! Full House re-runs interrupted by live footage of car chase? ISIS! Flaming bag of dog poop on your front porch? ISIS! Ingrown toenail? ISIS! Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! ISIS is trying to kill us all!

What about Al Queda? Can't someone give them some love?
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well, I thought people were plugging in BUSH for ISIS? guess they got tired of that!
 
TragicMonkey said:
I'd dearly love it if an international taskforce dedicated to wiping out ISIS were to form, and take the acronym OSIRIS.
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they added the "OBAMA"( Obama A s Mad African!! administration!!!!! with his scary "lines in the sand"or his stern letters! or threaten them with sending Michelle over there!!!!
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