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Christ on a crisp!

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Ah! It's a negative image of Black Ghost!

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Deeply religious Mrs Lawson, 55, whose father-in-law the Very Rev. LeRoy Lawson was the first dean of St Petersburg Cathedral in their home town, is now pondering what to do with it.

"It's sitting in a jar in the kitchen while we decide," she said. "We may sell it - I'm not really sure."
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Hmm, I wonder...
 
Ashles said:
Hmm, I wonder...
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Ever noticed how this stuff happens to "deeply religious" people? And then it gets sold to an irreligious casino ;-)
 
Chimpy said:
Ever noticed how this stuff happens to "deeply religious" people? And then it gets sold to an irreligious casino ;-)
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It is interesting. I bet if Satanists had the highst offer that would be fine for these owners of miracles.

Funny how they are never so religious that they decide to keep such a special gift isn't it.

I'm sure if Jesus were around today he'd cure the lame and watch them run off, hack their own leg off and sell it on e-bay.

I can't help feeling that if these people really were genuinely religious, they'd kind of be missing the point...
 
Ashles said:
Are they absolutely sure it's Jesus?
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now you mention it, looks more like a horrible dog...

I just went thru a bag of crisps, to try find Jesus. No such luck damnit. Maybe Walkers know I'm an Infidel.
 
Ashles said:
It is interesting. I bet if Satanists had the highst offer that would be fine for these owners of miracles.

Funny how they are never so religious that they decide to keep such a special gift isn't it.

I'm sure if Jesus were around today he'd cure the lame and watch them run off, hack their own leg off and sell it on e-bay.

I can't help feeling that if these people really were genuinely religious, they'd kind of be missing the point...
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You just don't understand. Let me enlighten you.

You see, as U2 said, the Lord moves in mysterious ways (That's what they said, right?). God wants his followers to prosper, and the non-believers to suffer. So how can he kill two birds with one stone? Why, put the image of Jesus on a crisp of course. A true believer finds it, and, here's the cool part, sells it to an online casino.

The online casino is parted with their wicked money, and it is given to a true Lamb of God.

So let it be written, so let it be done. Amen.
 
Ripley Twenty-Nine said:
You just don't understand. Let me enlighten you.

You see, as U2 said, the Lord moves in mysterious ways (That's what they said, right?). God wants his followers to prosper, and the non-believers to suffer. So how can he kill two birds with one stone? Why, put the image of Jesus on a crisp of course. A true believer finds it, and, here's the cool part, sells it to an online casino.

The online casino is parted with their wicked money, and it is given to a true Lamb of God.

So let it be written, so let it be done. Amen.
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Wow, I see.

That all makes sense.

It's so logical...

Hang on you're using logic, the tool of the devil...

BEGONE SATAN!


Phew, close call.
 
hmm...looks like Shy Guy from various incarnations of Mario to me.

All worship the mighty Shy Guy!
 
Upside down it looks like a horse.

My Jebus on toast was better than this. It is a true miracle, God took CONTROL OF MY BODY and drew it on the bread using HOLY CONCENTRATED INSTANT COFFEE PAINT! The bread then miraculously dryed out to prevent Satan from causing it to grow mould! Finally HE COMMANDED ME TO SELL IT TO THE GULLIBLE ON EBAY! I then accidentally lost it so I presume that Satan took it.:D
 
I wonder if it's occurred to any of the faithful that if an accurate rendering of Jesus (or his mom, or anyone else from that bunch) were to be imposed on say, a cantelope, no one would recognize him?

"Wow, a picture of a funny little Jewish guy. Wonder who it is?"
 
Bikewer said:
I wonder if it's occurred to any of the faithful that if an accurate rendering of Jesus (or his mom, or anyone else from that bunch) were to be imposed on say, a cantelope, no one would recognize him?
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Interesting - Jesus and Mary do seem to prefer those high calorie fried snacks to appear in.

Or does this say more about the dietary habits of the 'deeply religious'/unethical scavengers.
 
Ashles said:
Interesting - Jesus and Mary do seem to prefer those high calorie fried snacks to appear in.
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Excellent point. Considering my diet, I should inevitably have a run-in with one of them, at which point I can make some pop culture referrences by saying "Get in mah belly!" and "Mmm...Sacrelicious!"

Or I could just join in on the fun and sell it to Golden Palace and gold-plate my house or something.
 
I have got to start paying more attention to my snack foods. I'm a little short for cash right about now. Maybe I could start praying over my grilled cheese sandwiches. Does anyone know who the patron saint of Ebay is?
 
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