Chick tract!- The Dirty Diamond

Isn't "Mom" the same person as Mrs Hen, the horrible cratchety teacher? When did SHE get laid?
 
Seems a particulary weird story, even for Chick. The two parts seem poorly connected, somehow.
 
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Why isn't he cured by a miracle from God?
 
Zep said:
Isn't "Mom" the same person as Mrs Hen, the horrible cratchety teacher? When did SHE get laid?
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It's "Henn", not "Hen", and no, that's not Mom. Just evidence (as if we needed any) that the artist is somewhat limited in talent.
 
Is that Chick's artwork or the other guy?
Did God decide to give JTC photoshop?

A story about a diamond and then a badly fitted in standard "god died, HELLFIRE!" bit, Jack appears to have run out of ideas.
 
I think the argument is that the turd of a comic you are being handed is really, really valuable... somehow.
 
I'm interested in this whole movie-like review of your life where everyone will watch and know why God is keeping you out of heaven...Hmmm...hope they have popcorn.
 
I hear that the diamond mine operators check all your body orifices when you check out. I doubt he'd be able to sneak that one through. Maybe in a box of Baby Ruth nuggets.
 
PatKelley,

Where is that panel where they promise to drop charges, if the guy will merely listen to a pastor?

Since when does a sermon trump justice?
 
That was a total tangent. Mr. Chick is getting senile. Also, "Dad" looks more like a fat seal than a human being. Creepy.
 
CFLarsen said:
PatKelley,

Where is that panel where they promise to drop charges, if the guy will merely listen to a pastor?

Since when does a sermon trump justice?
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It's been a while since I found that one, but note that the Pastor (the fellow with the triangle on his garment) has a Chick-Demon wrapped around him...
I did find this where kidnapping charges are dismissed because the criminals are now her brothers...felony assault and domestic violence dismissed after a week...But darn if the one I quoted is online anymore...
 
Errr... I don't remember the Sodomites actually trying to have sex with the angels. Where did that come from?
 
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