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Cheney vs. whitehouse.org

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In a typically beneheaded move Dick Cheney has threatened legal action against http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp
for certain references to his lesbian novel writing wife (she once denied being able to remember writing "Sisters" http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...9377989/sr=1-6/ref=sc_b_6/102-9070872-1379346
and has all but disowned her own lesbian daughter).

This is sure to increase the websites traffic 500%, which by the way is the funniest thing since the Onion http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/index.html

Candidate Bush long ago stated his belief that the First Amendment should not cover things like
http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp

Looks like he's going to try to make his wish come true.
 
Clearly, you are a foolish man and deserve to die.

By undermining Mrs. Cheney, Whitehouse.org undermines Dick Cheney. By undermining Dick Cheney, it helps to undermine the President -- creates low moral in the White House, offers up the Administration as a subject for ridicule and laughter, and paints them to look foolish, inadequate, not very bright and lost in the modern world. As a direct result, national security will be undermined as well.

The national resolve to follow this president's lead will be undermined. THe national resolve to battle this nation's enemies like Saddam Hussien and the Democrats will be undermined. The national resolve to return this country to its God-given values will be undermined. THe national resolve to save Dick Cheney's daughter from not only lesbianism but the matriarchal totalitarian slippery-slope she must surely be on, will be undermined (BTW, how did a family full of reverence for family values, the Judeao-Christian ethic, veneration of American history, etc. turn out a lesbian? Hmmmm...but that's another thread).

Anyway, you can see the slippery slope we are on. These people should be shut down not just for the nation's good...not just for the insult against a great American and her stealthy husband, but for damaging all that is great and wholesome about this nation.

I hope you burn in hell forever.

No, really, I mean that,

Don't put me to a test here, I'm pretty resolved....
 
Lynne Cheney "is certainly a public figure for the purposes of First Amendment law," said Christopher Dunne, the NYCLU's associate legal director. "Why is the vice president's office even weighing in on this? As far as we know she's not a government official, which makes it all the more inappropriate."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/64879p-60446c.html

IRATE VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY ISSUES A PUNCTILIOUS, LEGALLY PRECISE "OH, WISE GUY, EH? WHY I OUGHTA!" LETTER TO NEFARIOUS "WHITEHOUSE.ORG" TERROR PORTAL!
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Then for 16 long, painful months, we steadfastly ignored "WHITEHOUSE.ORG" and busied ourselves with stuff like wasting ragheads and giving the finger to the rest of the world. Well, all that deliberate and statesmanlike forbearance came to a quick halt one evening last December when I heard my dear, demure wife Lynne scream like a deranged Negress in the next room. At first, I thought our ruggedly masculine daughter Mary had escaped from the attic and given another interview to the homosexual press. But it turned out that while performing her nightly ritual of Googling herself over a tumbler of Riunite on ice, Lynne caught wind of one particularly egregious and America-hating page. Well, with my wife barking at my backside like a junkyard terrier in heat, there was no way my administration could ignore this depraved website any longer. And so we sprung into action – employing the full power of America's unrivalled intelligence-gathering apparatus to deliver our sorta-kinda-but-not-really "You wanna get whacked?!" letter to a mailing address that has been invalid for well over a year. Why, it was only several days ago that Lynne, equipped with a New York City street map and a carton of Newport 100's, had her limo driver traverse a three county area before successfully delivering our December-dated communication.
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Either you take down that snotty biography of my wife, or I'll have my Bahamas-educated legal staff take a break from shredding Energy Task Force documents to use taxpayer-owned stationery and office equipment to fire off another toothless intimidation missive – in which a big spooky bundle of mis-cited, irrelevant legal precedents and a shockingly incompetent inability to differentiate between fake and real Presidential Seals are sandwiched between two pansy requests to let yours truly wipe my ass with the First Amendment!

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/022003.asp
 
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