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What a moron! I hope the Governor realizes that you're sometimes judged by the company you keep.

Ted Nugent fires up GOP crowd, and not in a good way

POSTED: 7:25 p.m. EST, January 18, 2007

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Hours after Gov. Rick Perry kicked off his second full term in office, Ted Nugent helped him celebrate at a black-tie gala, but not all attendees were pleased by the rocker's performance.

Using machine guns as props, Nugent, 58, appeared onstage as the final act of the inaugural ball wearing a cutoff T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag and shouting offensive remarks about non-English speakers, according to people who were in attendance.

Perry's spokesman, Robert Black, downplayed the Tuesday-night incident.

"Ted Nugent is a good friend of the governor's. He asked him if he would play at the inaugural. He didn't put any stipulation of what he would play," Black said.

Others said the appearance was inappropriate.

"I think it was a horrible choice," GOP strategist Royal Masset said. "I hope nobody approved it."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/18/texas.nugent.ap/index.html
 
I propose Nugent and the Dixie Chicks settle it on the Field of Honor, at dawn, with axes as weapons.

And when I say, "axes," I don't mean Fender Stratocasters.
 
I remember way back (around '98 IIRC), I bought a hunting simulation for my PC featuring Ted Nugent. At certain spots there would be a nasty Quicktime of him spouting poetry as well as dialogue during the game.

I can't believe I spent money on this .....

Charlie (he's not a good guitarist either) Monoxide
 
I like Nugent's music well enough; his Right-wing rantings and carrying-ons annoy me, though.

I'd still like to hear his take on the whole Dick Cheney shooting the guy in the face thing, since he was strangely silent on it...
 
all day long I record bands whos music is allright but have raving lunatic left wing religious ranting....would like a taste of the nuge's yakking after all these potheads
 
Temporal Renegade said:
I like Nugent's music well enough; his Right-wing rantings and carrying-ons annoy me, though.

I'd still like to hear his take on the whole Dick Cheney shooting the guy in the face thing, since he was strangely silent on it...
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'Ted Nugent' and 'strangely silent' are incompatible concepts. If you have ever heard him in an interview, you know he NEVER SHUTS UP.
 
pipelineaudio said:
all day long I record bands whos music is allright but have raving lunatic left wing religious ranting....would like a taste of the nuge's yakking after all these potheads
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I can sympathize with you. Hearing Ted Nugent's rants would be like relishing how good you feel after you've stopped hitting yourself on the head with a hammer.
 
Oh comeon guys, the NUGE has his own forum.
He responds to the hubbub:
...for the record, all on tape & film, there was no AK47 or anything resembling 1 & my only immigration statement was that WANGO TANGO was the official immigration themesong. These lefties are terminally inebriated on dishonesty. so be it.

...I had to hire undocumented immigrants (illegals) just to help remove my halo that night. I was so PG13 I offended myself. to fail to bring anguish to liberals would be the definitive evidence of one's inconsequentiality. I glow on.

http://nugeboard.tednugent.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/282123.html
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He does have a way with words. I'm a little curious if they are aware that the GOP seems to feel they need a moderate facade in order to be electable.

Not to get off topic, but this thread caught my eye:

http://nugeboard.tednugent.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/282180.html

It's about a granny who doesn't want to have her grandkids ever go to a zoo where the animals are seen all caged up and un-nacherall. They should only be seen in the wild, presumably while being hunted.
 
"Wango Tango" by Ted Nugent

Oh yeah, obviously a classic.

wango etc..

My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout
My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance

Wango Tango...
Wango Tango
It's a Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)
Baby!

My baby like to rock
My baby like to roll
My baby like to dance all night
She got no control
She do...

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey
If you wanna take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is alittle bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff itup,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death

Wango Tango (Wango Tango)... etc

http://ted_nugent.letras.hostgold.com.br/hospedagemsites/musicas_songs/20995-Wango_Tango.html
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when you smack talkers have influenced 1/100th the lives ted nugent has, that you can ROCK, without drugs and alcohol, then you can start your yakking

otherwise youre just squeezin grapes
 
when you smack talkers have influenced 1/100th the lives ted nugent has, that you can ROCK, without drugs and alcohol, then you can start your yakking

otherwise youre just squeezin grapes -pipeline
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This is so true. One of my deep regrets in life was not continuing with my rock and roll career after our start at Gazzarri's back in the late '70's. I could have meant something and been an influence. I could have the right to yak. I coulda been a contenda.


Nugent was a speaker at the NRA's 2005 National Convention in Houston. He received an enthusiastic reception from the delegates, telling them: "Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em! To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
- Ted Nugent

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent
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Note to all of humanity from your friends in Detroit:
If you hire Ted Nugent, you get Ted Nugent. If you put Ted Nugent on stage with a guitar, you are not going to hear Ann Murray tunes. If you put Ted Nugent on stage with a guitar, you are going to hear the F word - several times, in several different and diverse contexts and in a wide variety of ways (addendum: this rule applies now to Barbara Streisand as well so, buy a helmet).
Do not expect an apology from Ted Nugent. Ted Nugent will not ever apologise for being Ted Nugent. You have no right to be surprised that Ted Nugent acts exactly the way Ted Nugent has always acted. If you have ever been offended by Ted Nugent, it is highly likely Ted Nugent will offend you again.
Do not confuse Ted Nugent with wine. Ted Nugent has not, nor will he, mellow with age. If Ted Nugent feels himself slowing down or getting tired, he either turns the volume up or switches to a larger caliber to make up the difference.

Also, Ted Nugent's camp for kids is well worth sending your child to. Especially if your child has been subjected to an urban environment and has never seen the stars or sat around a campfire or has never seen actual nature up close and personal. This is the only place where Ted Nugent will set all of the above aside.
 
Yeah, the GOP is just annoyed because they were busy pretending to be 'moderate' in order to get elected. They invite a guy that represents their core values and then criticize him for it. They would have had more fun with the Dixie Chicks.

His camp did sound cool. He could probably use a beer though.
 
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