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Can you beat Trump? Pick the WORST people for his cabinet positions you can think of!

Norman Alexander

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With Gaetz's appointment as AG, the whole Trump cabinet is now just a horrible running sewer of a joke. It's like someone took the list of Secretaries and then went in a deep and meaningful search for the absolute worst, most inappropriate people to fill those positions, the biggest and most awful suck-ups and ne'er-do-wells they could find. Probably because Trump is going to want to run everything himself his way as dictator. But nonetheless, the appointment of his cabinet Secretaries had to be done, even just for form's sake.

So here's your chance to have a bit of fun with this. So I'm going to predict the following people get these roles. Add your own predictions, and we will see if/when any of us got any right. Good luck!

Secretary of Education: Marjorie Taylor Greene
Secretary of Health: Hulk Hogan
 
Well, instead of the cheerleader for war criminals, Trump could have picked the actual war criminals Hegseth made him pardon.

I suggest he puts some BitCoin Bro in charge of the Federal Reserve.
 
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With Gaetz's appointment as AG, the whole Trump cabinet is now just a horrible running sewer of a joke. It's like someone took the list of Secretaries and then went in a deep and meaningful search for the absolute worst, most inappropriate people to fill those positions, the biggest and most awful suck-ups and ne'er-do-wells they could find. Probably because Trump is going to want to run everything himself his way as dictator. But nonetheless, the appointment of his cabinet Secretaries had to be done, even just for form's sake.

So here's your chance to have a bit of fun with this. So I'm going to predict the following people get these roles. Add your own predictions, and we will see if/when any of us got any right. Good luck!

Secretary of Education: Marjorie Taylor Greene
Secretary of Health: Hulk Hogan
You think Hulk Hogan could be worse than RFK Jr's?
 
  1. Proud Boys to take over the FBI
  2. Jacob Chansley, the spear-carrying Jan. 6 rioter with horned fur hat, bare chest and face paint, Press Spokesman
  3. Rudy Guiliani, Chief Justice of the United States, Supreme Court
 
You think Hulk Hogan could be worse than RFK Jr's?
RFK Jr may find he's been pushed out of the role - Musk's Grok is all anyone needs for medical matters:

“You can upload any image to Grok, including medical imaging and get its (non-doctor) opinion. Grok accurately diagnosed a friend of mine from his scans,” Musk said last week.
 
So here's your chance to have a bit of fun with this. So I'm going to predict the following people get these roles. Add your own predictions, and we will see if/when any of us got any right. Good luck!
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Secretary of Health: Hulk Hogan
Well, we will finally see steroids covered under Medicare/Medicade.
 
With Gaetz's appointment as AG...

I was thinking about the teenage girls -- now young women -- who were at the sex/drug parties Gaetz attended, calling one another today.

Woman 1: "Hey remember that creepy guy, Matt something?"
Woman 2: "Isn't he in jail?"
Woman 1: "No! He's gonna be attorney general of the United States."
Woman 2: "WTAF!?!"
 
Neill DeGrasse Tyson - Secretary of State
Bill Nye - Secretary of Defense
Kamala Harris - Vice President
Logan Paul - Secretary of the Interior
Andrew Tate - National Security Advisor
Lizzo - Ambassador to the UN
Kathleen Kennedy - Secretary of the Treasury
Rachel Ziegler - Press Secretary
AOC - Secretary of Labor
 

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