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Cain Joins Fox

Herm has joined Fox as a contributor. This ain't gonna help the GOP's rehab effort.

Actually, it might be just what the GOP needs for reformation. Even more than Palin, Cain is obviously a substanceless publicity hound. This might be the straw that breaks the Elephant's back and pushes it away from Fox.
 
B-b-but Politico had an article on how Fox was totally changing, how can this be?
 
A failed GOP presidential candidate lands a paid position at Fox News? How unprecedented!
 
Oh, I was hoping it was the JREF poster...

I think that's the only way I could bring myself to watch Fox News. And I daresay I'd enjoy it.

Especially if they did a "Crossfire" type thing with him and TragicMonkey. With the Marquis as moderator.
 
Sure he's just a contributor now but I'll wager he get his own show and it debuts September 9 at 9pm.
 
Guys, guys, just to clear up any confusion: they didn't hire me. Instead the position went to some black guy, proving that even Fox has been infected by liberal political correctness.
 
I think that's the only way I could bring myself to watch Fox News. And I daresay I'd enjoy it.

Especially if they did a "Crossfire" type thing with him and TragicMonkey. With the Marquis as moderator.

Heck, I'd leave it on all the time.

"See this ****? I know these guys! Pass that over here."
 
I think that's the only way I could bring myself to watch Fox News. And I daresay I'd enjoy it.

Especially if they did a "Crossfire" type thing with him and TragicMonkey. With the Marquis as moderator.

Umm, you must be in to scatology because the inevitable result of TragicMonkey and "Crossfire" is poo-flinging.
 
Ah, so they're rotating out last year's (well, 2008's) also-rans and replacing them with the new shiny Also-Rans Of 2012.

The goofus has never even been a favored interview subject on Fox. Frankly, I don't think he's even got basic knowledge of what the GOP is supposed to be standing for, right now. Nor in the past, for that matter. Herman's in it for Herman. Just as his run for the nomination was based on selling more books, this is for the paycheck.

Seriously, does any conservative other than the most blatantly partisan point at Cain and say, proudly, "Now that's what the GOP stands for"? It's more like "That's what the GOP stands for???!!!" Maybe the could get Newt on with him and do a Philandering Sugar Daddy News Hour. You know you could always get Teh Donald to show up as special guest, at least.
 
Finally!
I was wondering when Fox News would get a commentator who didn't know where Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan was.
 
But this will be a good thing if they ever need someone to report from Uzbeki-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Stan!

"And where is it you're reporting from today, Herman?"
"Oh, shut up, Megyn!"




Edit: Darn you, Ladewig! you snuck that in there while I was googling spellings!
 
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B-b-but Politico had an article on how Fox was totally changing, how can this be?

Noted. Politico got punked yet again by Roger Ailes about moderating the tone and content on Republican Propaganda Network. Simply put, Ailes took advantage of the publicity around his dumping a few non-performing assets to mislead about Fox News' raison d'être.
 
I'd consider watching Cain. He is a funny guy. He was great on Colbert, even though he knew that he was satirizing himself. The key to Cain is; Don't take him seriously. He certainly doesn't.
 

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