Bush vs Kerry - Queensbury Rules

[Charlie Monoxide]

Like a fool I will watch the debate tonight and will probably be underwhelmed by it all.

I would rather see Bush and Kerry don boxing gloves and head gear, since they are amatuers, and go three rounds in a boxing ring.

Who would win?

I tend to favor Kerry for his 6'4" height and longer reach, but his face presents a bigger target. Bush on the other hand seems wiry, but seems to have given up jogging, and willl probably tire easy.

This would be much more decisive than a boring debate.

I'm worried though, Karl Rove might pull some wrestling tactic and hit Kerry with a folding chair when Kerry's not looking.

Charlie (Don King will promote it) Monoxide

 

[Ladewig]

That's just silly.

Now an O'Reilly/Frankin match might be worth watching.

 

[gnome]

This would be much more decisive than a boring debate.

I'm worried though, Karl Rove might pull some wrestling tactic and hit Kerry with a folding chair when Kerry's not looking.

Charlie (Don King will promote it) Monoxide

I think you've hit on the problem... Candidate Boxing would quickly devolve into a sport more like professional wrestling... just as dirty, and just as fake. Not at all decisive.

 

[aerocontrols]

It would be hard for Kerry to win unless you can keep the Secret Service out of the ring.

 

[Atlas]

These guys need 32 pages of rules just for a talking match. Any Fight Club rules would clear all the forests for the needed paper and these guys would be in their 90s before the deal was struck.

 

[merphie]

These guys need 32 pages of rules just for a talking match. Any Fight Club rules would clear all the forests for the needed paper and these guys would be in their 90s before the deal was struck.

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