Bush Joke
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Adapted from a Clinton joke, which was probably adapted from an earlier joke...
A Marine of high accomplishment drew the extremely prestigious job of working on Marine One, the presidential helicopter. His first day's task is to make sure the President gets on the chopper OK at his ranch in Crawford.
So the President comes up to the chopper. But there's something odd. He's trailing two tiny cows, obviously just weaned. The Marine doesn't know what to do, so he just shouts out, "Nice cows, sir!" The President says, "These aren't just cows, son. They're genuine baby Texas longhorn steers. I got them for the twins."
The Marine replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
A Marine of high accomplishment drew the extremely prestigious job of working on Marine One, the presidential helicopter. His first day's task is to make sure the President gets on the chopper OK at his ranch in Crawford.
So the President comes up to the chopper. But there's something odd. He's trailing two tiny cows, obviously just weaned. The Marine doesn't know what to do, so he just shouts out, "Nice cows, sir!" The President says, "These aren't just cows, son. They're genuine baby Texas longhorn steers. I got them for the twins."
The Marine replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
Re: Adapted from a Clinton joke, which was probably adapted from an earlier joke...
Manny, Manny, Manny, boobala, it's how you tell it....
A Marine of high accomplishment drew the extremely prestigious job of working on Marine One, the presidential helicopter. His first day's task is to make sure the President gets on the chopper OK at his ranch in Crawford.
So the President comes up to the chopper. But there's something odd. He's trailing two tiny cows, obviously just weaned. The Marine doesn't know what to do, so he just shouts out, "Nice cows, sir!" The President says, "These aren't just cows, son. They're genuine baby Texas longhorn steers. I got them for the twins."
Wait for it...............
The Marine replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
rim shot....
See?[/QUOTE]
Manny, Manny, Manny, boobala, it's how you tell it....
A Marine of high accomplishment drew the extremely prestigious job of working on Marine One, the presidential helicopter. His first day's task is to make sure the President gets on the chopper OK at his ranch in Crawford.
So the President comes up to the chopper. But there's something odd. He's trailing two tiny cows, obviously just weaned. The Marine doesn't know what to do, so he just shouts out, "Nice cows, sir!" The President says, "These aren't just cows, son. They're genuine baby Texas longhorn steers. I got them for the twins."
Wait for it...............
The Marine replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
rim shot....
See?[/QUOTE]
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kalen said:
The joke is on us . . . he's still got another three years to deliver that punch line and you can bet when it gets here, it'll be inarticulate, ethno-centric and in support of whatever administrative lacky has gotten himself into trouble THIS week.
Hold on, let me try my new skill.
The joke is on us . . . he's still got another three years to deliver that punch line and you can bet when it gets here, it'll be...
wait for it...
inarticulate, ethno-centric and in support of whatever administrative lacky has gotten himself into trouble THIS week.
Crap. I'm no good at this humor thing. Well, tip your waitstaff anyway, and the veal really is good.
The joke is on us . . . he's still got another three years to deliver that punch line and you can bet when it gets here, it'll be...
wait for it...
inarticulate, ethno-centric and in support of whatever administrative lacky has gotten himself into trouble THIS week.
Crap. I'm no good at this humor thing. Well, tip your waitstaff anyway, and the veal really is good.