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Bumper Stickers

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So, there I am, minding my own business, driving down the road, when I have to stop for a light. Directly in front, a large van with bumper stickers plastered all over the tailgate, each bumper sticker with the same aggrieved Christian air.

"My car is my prayer closet" - Hope she doesn't kneel down on the accelerator

"FBI - Firmly Believes in Christ" - Er, shouldn't that be FBIC? Well, I guess it wouldn't have the same impact.

And the one that had me erupt "What a dumba$$" in front of my kid...

"Believer in Christ - Get Use to It"

Apparently, belief in Christ does not include belief in rules of grammer.

Rant over.....
 
bluess said:
"FBI - Firmly Believes in Christ" - Er, shouldn't that be FBIC? Well, I guess it wouldn't have the same impact.
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FBI - Firmly Believes in Inri, it could be.

Here in Brazil there's a "Deus é Fiel" fever. The translation, loosely, goes to "God is Loyal". I often ask, alone in traffic: "To whom?"

There's a funny one, "I am a Catholic and I am happy". I mean, the other catholics are unhappy? Heh, no wonder.
 
Well, they have the right to display their religiosity and bad grammar for all to see...we have the right to laugh at them.
 
The R.V. in front of me while fueling up in southeastern Idaho:

Truth not Tolerance (with a crucifix)

BTW; this is Larry Craig country
 
Last week on the back of a H2... "Don't let the car fool you my treasure is in heaven". Less than an hour later on the back of the most run down beater ever on the road was the same stupid sticker.

Well it was funny at the time.

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Russell
 
My brother saw a car with the bumper sticker the other day: "Jesus tells me what to do."

The car door opened and and driver took the ashtray and emptied it on the street.

My brother, being my brother and having no common sense, said, "Did Jesus tell you to do that?"

No reply.
 
My personal favorite "God is my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him"
 
"Warning: In the event of rapture this car will be empty"

I wanted to say to them, "Leave the tank full for me then, will ya?"
 
Here in Colorado they tend to be a little more assertive. like...

"SOLDIER IN GODS ARMY"
or
"God will reign on your parade"
 
It never fails when you see a car plastered with religious bumper stickers that the driver is awful. I want a bumper sticker that says "At least Jesus would have used his blinker" or "God woudn't do 40MPH in the fast lane".
 
Here we get the odd bumper sticker.
A couple of old Model T's have evangelical-style ones.
One is a sitcker saying there's still time to accept Christ as Lord.
The other says that there isn't time left (i.e. Rapture).

But the best is not a bumper sticker at all.
It's a school bus.
Bought and transformed by Clavary Temple (fundies).
Complete with seats set facing each other, plasma TVs, video game systems, a nice stereo, pneumatic suspension, and an LED license plate frame.
It has custom paint, and the letters "CTSS" on the sides (with the T in the form of a cross). The letter stand for "Christians Transform Save Souls" )I asked).
It routinely shows up at a SUnday car show I go to with my Lincoln (Sunday being cruise night).
There don't appear to be any pictures on their websites, but if anyone wants I'll get some on Sunday.
The bus is pretty cool, I must admit. I only ever rode school busses on field trips, and those never had space between seats, stereos, or PS-3s. I wonder what they'd say if they knew I was heathen. Probably never get a chance to ride it, if i told them that.
Bus beats a sticker, anyday.
 
Whenever I see drivers with those blue God Listens radio stickers, I just wanna roll down my window and yell at them "Oh yeah? Well, that's all he seems to be doing".
 
Some years ago, a bunch of bumper stickers came out with a border made of crosses and in the middle were the words "We Found It", meaning they've discovered the true meaning of God, or something like that.


Not long afterwards, another line of bumper stickers came out. These were bordered by Jewish stars and bore the words, "We Never Lost It!"


Although I can't agree with either sentiment, I appreciate the humor value.
 
People here just aren't that comfortable about declaring their religion. I know that was how I felt when I was religous - saying anything about it definitely made me feel awkward and strange. I was never comfortable "witnessing" to others, and never engaged in the practice. And I certainly wouldn't have put any kind of overt statement on my car. Although I did have a fish.
 
My theory: More than three bumper stickers is a sign of a diseased mind.

Ron Paul sticker counts as 2.

9/11 inside job stickers = 5.
 
NobbyNobbs said:
Some years ago, a bunch of bumper stickers came out with a border made of crosses and in the middle were the words "We Found It", meaning they've discovered the true meaning of God, or something like that.


Not long afterwards, another line of bumper stickers came out. These were bordered by Jewish stars and bore the words, "We Never Lost It!"


Although I can't agree with either sentiment, I appreciate the humor value.
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I once saw one that said Honk if you got It last night. But that may be a different It. ;)
 
My favorite bumpersticker existed years ago; haven't seen it in ages
It spoke to/offended EVERYONE:
NUKE a GAY WHALE for CHRIST!
 
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