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Bowling, Bowling, Bowling....

Hutch

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It has been noted in the TAM7 Hotel thread that the Southpointe Casino contains, among other amenities, a 64-lane bowling center. This of course led to the thought of a JREF bowling tournament.

Hokulele was in Vegas this month and was kind enough to take the time to visit the center and provide me a report and some costs. It was enough to come up with a draft plan to throw out to the multitudes and see if it is feasible or not.

TIME: The only time they could advise for now would be Thursday night 9-11PM. That's fairly late, but heck, this is Vegas. Two hours, based on 4 people per lane, should allow us to get at least two games in (league bowlers, if you are out there, please advise). And at least the late hour shouldn't interfere with any dinner plans and you can try and catch an early show if you are so inclined.

COST: Hoke reports the rental is $20/hr per lane, or $40 for 2 hours. If we have the planned 4 people per lane, then it's only $10 per person--and they throw in the shoe rental--not a bad deal. Add $10.00 as a contribution to the JREF to bring it to $20.00, and maybe $5.00 for trophies and certificates (for any American knows, it ain't bowling if you don't have trophies), which I will talk about more below. So at worst, $25.00 to benefit the JREF and embarrass yourself....I mean, have some fun with friends.

TEAMS: Do we want to allow teams for this, or let people sign up as individuals and just assign them as is? I like the idea of teams, one because bowling is designed to be a group activity, not something you do all alone, and two, it might encourage some to come up with fairly imaginative (if not downright scandalous) team names and team shirts.....:covereyes:eye-poppi

AWARDS: I'd like to award Certificates to all participants (working title--suggestions welcome: I rolled in the Gutter for the James Randi Educational Foundation) and also offer trophies for such achievements as: Best one game score, best two game total score, most consecutive strikes, best 4-person team score (2 games), worst score, most gutter balls in one game, best team name, worst team name, best team bowling attire, worst team bowling attire, and I'm sure this group can come up with some more. They wouldn't be the biggest trophies on the mantle, but they would be special...

NUMBERS: I figure to make it worth our, the JREFs', and the Bowling Center's time, we'd need at least 32 people (8 lanes x 4). I'd like to canvass the population here at the Forum who plan to attend TAM 7 and see what the interest is like. If there is enough here, I'll try and talk Jeff/Linda in letting me put it out on the main TAM7 site and see what the interest of the masses are. The limit I have in my head is 96 (24 lanes x 4) as what is manageable and would represent about 10% of the entire TAM audience.

So please read this over, let me know your thoughts, and thank Hokulele for her fine work (you just got drafted to help, you know, if this is a go...).

And for the record, I bowled yesterday for the first time in 2 years--116 and 120 for a 118 average.....
 
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I hereby announce the formation of the preeminent TAM 7 bowling team, the Pinworms.

Carol and I are the first two members, applications are now being accepted to fill out the remaining two spots.
 
I shall form a team called The Rebecca Haters.

I know hundreds will sign up, but I can only take four. I'll be sending out PM invites to a select few.
 
Other bowling team names that are available, but kind of lame, include:

* Alley Cats
* Spare Ribs
* Strike Force
* Split Infinitives
* Gutterly Thirsty

Feel free to adopt any of these as needed.
 
So please read this over, let me know your thoughts, and thank Hokulele for her fine work (you just got drafted to help, you know, if this is a go...).


Does this mean I cannot bowl? :(

And fair warning in return, back in my league days (many, many moons ago), my personal best was 210. I will be happy with anything in 3 digits these days.
 
There's enough Patent Guys on here that we could make the "Patent Pinding" team.

Is there a prize for the worst pun?

We'd also want to coordinate with the Poker Tournament.
 
Oh, jeez! I haven't bowled since Before the Baby (that would be more than 9 year) and I've had tendonitis in my thumb on and off since she was an infant. (Something about lifting kids by the armpits really messes with your thumb.) Nonetheless, I'd be happy to represent a "sleeper" since, by definition, my bowling will be better on the 2nd game than the first. Are we going to find a way to handicap this??

Long long ago in a galaxy far away, my then-friend (now my husband) and I were on a bowling team. He was decent, I was awful, and our 3rd team member was really good. So of course, I saved the day, because I consistently bowled better than my handicap--since I was learning every week--and we did alright in the league. (No trophy, though: This league decided to spend the trophy money on doing a Group Event at a Seattle Mariners game, and get very cheap M's windbreakers for everyone.) IIRC, we got 3rd, to the disbelief of everyone who saw me the first week.

What is memorable about this, for me, is that I was literally stepping out of the car at the bowling alley one night when a decently large earthquake rocked the region. (Those of you in Greater Seattle, this was the infamous Edgar Earthquake, wherein the Mariners game--which we were listening to on the radio at the time--was interrupted by shaking and quaking, and falling tiles off the Kingdome ceiling made us play only away games for a couple weeks afterwards.) I'll never forget wondering how I could have made the car shake that much just by stepping out, and having Himself yell, "Get in and close the door!" He'd heard the broadcasters say that things were shaking down at the Dome, and decided in the car was safer...so you see, in a way, bowling is one of the things that led to my being married to my amazingly wonderful husband. Nothing bonds you like nearly having a parking lot light standard smush you to a pulp together!

Anybody want to start a pathetic team and call ourselves the 'Lane Excuses'?

-- Miss Kitt
 
I believe the potential of Team Suck needs to be fully realized. Saganite, you in?
 
Well, sorry guys, just checked my calendar, and it looks like i'm getting drunk that thursday
 
Well, sorry guys, just checked my calendar, and it looks like i'm getting drunk that thursday
Are you implying you won't still be drunk from Wednesday? I am willing to take bets that you will not have slept either.

:alc:

CT

ETA - Almost forgot. I am in if I get in town in time. I used to be a decent bowler (180's avg). Native Americans also existed before Eurpeans came a-callin'. Is there room on Team Suck?
 
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