Belief in UFO's

Warrior1461

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http://ufos.about.com/b/2006/01/02/34-believe-in-ufos.htm

on the other hand

Half of all Americans believe they are protected by guardian angels, one-fifth say they’ve heard God speak to them, one-quarter say they have witnessed miraculous healings, 16 percent say they’ve received one and 8 percent say they pray in tongues, according to a survey released Thursday by Baylor University.

ANGELS vs ALIENS....who would win

One side has God the other has flying saucers, death rays and the ANAL Probe.
 
"Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us."
 
I believe in UFOs. I firmly believe that there are sightings of what appear to be flying objects that the observer cannot identify, thus making them a UFO to the observer. I also believe that there are cases in which no one has been able to identify the thing sighted, making them a bonified UFO.

I also believe in aliens, and would be astonished to discover that no other intelliegent life forms exist in the entire universe other than on this one planet.

What I have problems with is the idea that these two ideas intersect in such a way that those intelligent lifeforms would bother travelling vast distances to do nothing more than flash strange lights in the sky and abduct people for strange experiments.
 
The aliens are angels. They lost their magic powers when God was murdered by his usurping son, Jesus, and had to learn to use technology instead. Duh.
 
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