Bears are proof positive that Bigfoot doesn't exist.

[Cainkane1]

If Bigfoot existed these creatures would mooch like bears do in our National Parks. Very few animals in large parks like Yellowstone are afraid of humans so why should they be?

 

[shemp]

Bigfoot is just waiting to get his price to fight Conor McGregor.

 

[stanfr]

Bigfoot is a shapeshifter--so rather than people mistaking bears for Bigfoot, people are actually mistaking Bigfoot for Bears. This suits Bigfoot just fine

 

[turingtest]

Bigfoot does have his pride, you know- "mooch like bears," puh-leeze.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

If Bigfoot existed these creatures would mooch like bears do in our National Parks. Very few animals in large parks like Yellowstone are afraid of humans so why should they be?

This presumes they are dumb as bears. What makes you think garbage would become a food source for Bigfoot?

 

[theprestige]

There's nothing dumb about foraging human garbage. Actual humans do it all the time. Are you calling them dumb? The truth is that Bigfoot probably competes with bears for habitats and food. But we see no signs of such competition. So either Bigfoot is functionally identical to a bear... Or Bigfoot doesn't exist.

 

[whatsthedreamnow]

Bigfoot is just waiting to get his price to fight Conor McGregor.

Floyd Mayweather is Gablemp's better option. 50 million. Minimal contact.

 

[Puppycow]

On a serious note, I've long thought that gorillas, and in particular mountain gorillas are indirect proof that bigfoot doesn't exist. Why? There's only a few of them and they live in remote wilderness areas, and yet we have tons of evidence that they are real. If bigfoot existed we obviously would have found living creatures by now and they would be well documented. Some would be in zoos. Just like the gorillas.

 

[Venom]

Bigfoot is the only beast on this Earth able to circumvent ecological constraints it seems.

 

[Drewbot]

This presumes they are dumb as bears. What makes you think garbage would become a food source for Bigfoot?

Human garbage is one of the least calorie-expending food sources.

Bears take advantage of it, because they think they are the boss of the woods.

Bigfoot IS the boss of the woods, but it is afraid of humans, and knows to avoid them at all costs, except when it is trying to get their attention by:

HUCKING HUGE ROCKS AT THEM (JUST MISSING) , POUNDING ON THEIR MOBILE HOME DOORS, RUNNING THROUGH THE TREES JUST OFF THE TRAIL SO THE HUMAN CAN HEAR THEM, CHASING CARS THROUGH INDIAN RESERVATIONS, STEALING PEOPLE'S DOGS FROM THEIR FENCED DOG KENNELS, and BREAKING GIANT FREAKING TREES BY SWINGING ON THE TOPS OF THEM...

 

[Trebuchet]

Bears hibernate during the winter. Because there's not enough food in the woods at that time of the year to keep them going.
I don't think any primate is known to hibernate.

 

[William Parcher]

There already are reports of dumpster diving Bigfoot as well as Bigfoot accepting food handouts.

 

[theprestige]

Claims. Not reports.

 

[William Parcher]

Claims. Not reports.

We call them reports but of course they are claims.

 

[Drewbot]

There already are reports of dumpster diving Bigfoot as well as Bigfoot accepting food handouts.

You are referring to the 'Casino Dumpster Diving Bigfoot of Oklahoma' ?

This of course, is the only casino in North America with exits and points of egress not covered by camera systems.

 

[Drewbot]

Claims. Not reports.

Anyone with associations with the #1 Bigfoot reporting website would know that 'Claim' does not bring the gravitas that 'Report' brings.

 

[theprestige]

Anyone with associations with the #1 Bigfoot reporting website would know that 'Claim' does not bring the gravitas that 'Report' brings.

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Which is why I make the distinction.

 

[William Parcher]

You are referring to the 'Casino Dumpster Diving Bigfoot of Oklahoma' ?

This of course, is the only casino in North America with exits and points of egress not covered by camera systems.

Yes, but there are more than just that one. Also claims of taking food given out from people and stealing food. Creekfreak claimed that one came inside his trailer and stole a can of beans and a screwdriver to open it.

 

[RolandRat]

Yes, but there are more than just that one. Also claims of taking food given out from people and stealing food. Creekfreak claimed that one came inside his trailer and stole a can of beans and a screwdriver to open it.

Why didn't it just take the tin opener?

 

[Drewbot]

Why didn't it just take the tin opener?

Well, because Bigfoot is American, and wouldn't know what a 'Tin opener' is.

'Can opener' yes. He should have taken the can opener.


SHINY CAN-SMASHING STICK WITH HANDLE
Gablemp had successfully navigated the hyper sensitive, laser beam security system that his nemesis, Creekfreak, had installed around his trailer, heck, Gablemp had even disabled the infrared camera system, and the electrical contact switch alarms on the door. As he reflected back on the day he remembered counting the steps back to the wood-line, so if he had been blinded by a flash-bang booby trap, he could make it back to the safety of the trees, without his vision.

Now, as Gablemp sat near his home, a hastily constructed, sort-of, half-teepee, half lean-to thing that looked like something a deer hunter might have thrown together in 15 minutes early one fall morning, to give himself enough cover to allow a spike-horn buck to meander within range, He started smashing the treasure can of beans with his metal stick with handle, SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! small dents appeared in the top of the can, and the anticipation grew, knowing that the delectable treat was only a few more smashes away...