Warning : having fun is dangerous
Now you aren't even allowed to play beach volleyball there (how ironic is that?). The fine for breaching the no frisbees, no ball games by-law is $400.
Apparently, recreational activities conducted on the beach (like that exercise health authorities we all need more of) are interfering with the right of Botoxed Eastern suburbs matrons to inflict skin cancer on their collagened bodies.
I expect list and surfing will shortly join the list of banned activities so as to ensure that sun-worshippers are not subjected to stray saltwater splashes.
May the rays of the Sun reverse the effects of their expensive cosmetic surgery (and may the surfies have sudden attacks of clumsiness on their treks to and from the water).
Now you aren't even allowed to play beach volleyball there (how ironic is that?). The fine for breaching the no frisbees, no ball games by-law is $400.
Apparently, recreational activities conducted on the beach (like that exercise health authorities we all need more of) are interfering with the right of Botoxed Eastern suburbs matrons to inflict skin cancer on their collagened bodies.
I expect list and surfing will shortly join the list of banned activities so as to ensure that sun-worshippers are not subjected to stray saltwater splashes.
May the rays of the Sun reverse the effects of their expensive cosmetic surgery (and may the surfies have sudden attacks of clumsiness on their treks to and from the water).