Oh man, this does sound like a cold reading considering the context of the board. Of course anyone regular here is going to be highly educated. Maybe better if I did the chart of friends.
Anyhow, Ashles your chart (I'm assuming it's your chart) is pretty straightforward which is actually on the unusual side. So Sun, Moon, rising sign apply. You've got your Sun in the ninth house, the house of higher education, philosophy and travel. Damn, even that sounds like a cold reading because travel could be deduced from the birthplace. Okay, ignoring travel, certainly that's a person who is college educated, and probably something philosophical or idea or art based rather than engineering. Libra is the sign of ideas and beauty. Excellent chart for a professor, especially with Mercury, the planet of communication so close to the midheaven, point of fame and career success (also in Libra). Not quite a conjunction, but almost. Silver-tongued would apply to this person. People listen when you speak. If you aren't a professor, you should be.
Not to get too personal, but you've got four planets in your eighth house too. That's the house of other people's money, life, death and regeneration, but it's basically the house of sex. Having Pluto the planet of sex, conjuncting Jupiter, the lucky planet in your 8th house has got to be good. You've also got Mars, the planet of ambition, aggression and sex drive there, along with Uranus, planet of the freaky and unusual. They're all in Virgo, which is the most virginal zodiac sign which should make for an interesting combination, I'm guessing could produce pretty strong neurotic tendencies. You've also got an extremely tight quincunx between Jupiter and your Aries (dominant) Saturn, only two minutes. That's the angle of obsession. BTW Saturn is in your third house, house of communication--could mean an obsession with talking about sex.
Not only that, you have Venus and Neptune in Scorpio in your house of career. Scorpio is the sign of sex and uncovering secrets. Actually would also be good for a professor involved with research. Also a good chart for a writer, especially a fiction writer.
Your chart ruler is Saturn because you are Capricorn rising. Capricorn rising is the way you appear to others and how you deal with them. Well here is not a cold reading, you are one of the posters friendly to believers, but Capricorn is the most skeptical and pragmatic of signs. Career comes easy to you. People perceive you as practical, competent and no-nonsense. Your Taurus moon is also an earth sign, adding to the practical nature. Your moods are stable (aside from sexual interest) and you are loyal in love.
With Saturn as your chart ruler, the most important thinig to you is dominance in communication
Sorry, this chart reading is an awkward one to respond to. Maybe someone else's, your chart was a little unusual in that respect.