ARISTOTLE BRINGS EVIL CURSE!!!

You forgot to include a warning to put your cup of coffe down before reading. Still very funny.
 
Is us military trying to keep me from my speech? I herd from a army solder on e-mail who say to me he is not suport. Explane? Is aristotle extremists abov this actions no i think not!!!! Aristotle is case of extremism. Shurly the miltary can be involved?????
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Is us smokin crack?
 
geni said:
You forgot to include a warning to put your cup of coffe down before reading. Still very funny.
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WARNING: Please refrain from drinking hot liquids or trying to make sense of the spelling while viewing this link.

Also found at the bottom:
A psotscript note for YOU:
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Is Aristotle the November Totle? :)

"On this site I shall show the true evilness of the philosopher called Aristotle, and why we need reparations from Greece"

Reparations from Greece. :D
 
Ifyou belelve that aristotle canot be rong than you are risponsible for all problims that we have today as well as me. Becase Aristotle was case of all of these problims that we are having such as terorist problim. Terorist problim is becase of Aristotle.
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I don't know if it is the spelling or the reasoning, but something here reminds me of GWB.
 
aieeeee... the colors on that site are burning my brain. I just spent most of today(sunday) getting over a migrain, and now that site makes me want to puke all over again. I'm gonna go have a little lay down for a while.
 
Attenshin!!!!!
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I know the spelling is atrocious on this site, but geez, when I read that I started laughing and just couldn't STOP!

Oh man, my sides still hurt.
 
The bottom is the best part.

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Another thot for peeple with companees with computers. As can be seeen, i am good at computers! So if you would liek to hire me, contact plees! Thanx! I would espeshully like job where i can continu my fite against Aristotle!! THANKYOU!! :) :) :) :)
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It is genius! It must be a put-up job - the misspelled words are too perfect. I have taught many people at various stages of learning english as a foreign language. You do not reach that level of grammitical fluency and vocabulary yet spell words in such a random manner.
 
It has to be a joke. The colors are bad, the grammar is practically Babelized English, the arguments make absolutely no sense, and the one link he provided goes to a Jack Chick book which doesn't even mention Aristotle. Whoever made that site is a comic genius. I haven't laughed so hard since I first saw Muscleman's "proof" of God.
 
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