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Another 9/11 topic.

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My friend is suspicious because he says there was no wreckage of planes on the pentagon. I don't believe him, but can't provide an explanation. I wondered if any of you had one thx.
 
Like I said he thinks a missle shot the pentagon. And there was no plane wreckage he says but just a gaping hole left.
 
No, the Pentagon was hit by a giant flying marshmallow.

You know it's true because of all the marshmallow bits they found all over the Pentagon lawn.

I talked to 20 people who saw it.

See, I can make things up and ignore the facts, too.

- Timothy
 
That pdf document's bandwidth limit has been exceeded. I'm doing a google search but any other input would be appriceated.
 
Thanks kookbreaker and everyone. I'm browsing this website now. The discussion we've had about this is over now though. I wish I researched this information earliar.
 
Timothy said:
No, the Pentagon was hit by a giant flying marshmallow.

You know it's true because of all the marshmallow bits they found all over the Pentagon lawn.
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There were no marshmallow bits because the rain dissolved all the evidence. Or so it seems. In fact, routine water surveys found that sugar levels in the runoff were extremely (and inexplicably) high in the days immediately following 9/11.
 
Rain? Have you seen photos of the Pentagon "on fire", with "smoke" pouring out of it? What else do you see? Fire trucks. Loaded with water and equipped with the latest high-tech high pressure hoses. Just what you would want, in fact, if you had to cover up a marshmallow attack.

I called various major manufacturers of marshmallows to see if they were missing a giant marshmallow around 9/11. They all denied it, but of course they refused to publish their internal records to prove they didn't make the marshmallow.

It's all very convenient, don't you think?
 
One other thing - Cruise missiles can be visible from the ground (for example, journos in Baghdad in 1991 reported seeing them flying down the streets) and look like missiles, not planes. Eyewitnesses who reported seeing the plane that hit the Pentagon would have been extremely unlikely to have confused a missile with a plane - they are very different looking things.
 
jon said:
One other thing - Cruise missiles can be visible from the ground (for example, journos in Baghdad in 1991 reported seeing them flying down the streets) and look like missiles, not planes. Eyewitnesses who reported seeing the plane that hit the Pentagon would have been extremely unlikely to have confused a missile with a plane - they are very different looking things.
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Those evil conspirators are in on it though - the gummint just cooked up the whole "innocent civilian" nonsense to shift the focus away from the REAL evil-doers. More like "innocent civillains" if you ask me!!! ;)
 
I bought a wagon-wheel the other day - the first one I've bought for over 25 years - and I noticed it was considerably smaller than they used to be!

I reckon that Burton's Biscuit company is a front for a CIA operation and has been secretly syphoning off a percentage of the wagon-wheel marshmallow for years in preparation for building the MMM (Mega Marsh Mallow).

There's no other rational explanation.
 
hodgy said:
I bought a wagon-wheel the other day - the first one I've bought for over 25 years - and I noticed it was considerably smaller than they used to be!

I reckon that Burton's Biscuit company is a front for a CIA operation and has been secretly syphoning off a percentage of the wagon-wheel marshmallow for years in preparation for building the MMM (Mega Marsh Mallow).

There's no other rational explanation.
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Quite right - that verifies what I said about Cruise missiles. While Cruise missiles look nothing like planes, experiments have shown* that marshmallows travelling at speed can look EXACTLY like large passenger planes. Clearly, those pushing the Cruise Missile theory are in the pay of the marshmallow corporations.

Jon

* I chewed a big marshmallow, and dropped it out my window. It looked a bit like a plane; I was wasted at the time, though.
 
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