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Spindrift

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The author went to New Jersey's 55th Annual UFO/ET Paranormal and Metaphysical Congress.

The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/the-57-best-conspiracy-theories-i-heard-at-new-jerseys-55th

Some highlights:

43. Demons dress up in “bio-suits” that look like what we think of as grey, black-eyed aliens.
36. People used to be as tall as 150-foot cedar trees.
26. A million people are abducted by aliens per week.
16. The Sphinx was originally a lion, and shrunk due to erosion.
9. This was more of a side note but one of the speakers told us he’d had dinner with a Kung Fu master whom he watched move the leaves on a tree with the chi coming off his hands.
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:crazy: Even though I've heard of most of those woo/CT claims, they still seem totally batcraptastic.
 
This was more of a side note but one of the speakers told us he’d had dinner with a Kung Fu master whom he watched move the leaves on a tree with the chi coming off his hands.
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Whoa. I'd hate to get in a fight with that guy.
 
43. Demons dress up in “bio-suits” that look like what we think of as grey, black-eyed aliens.
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No, no. The Greys aren't demons in suits. They're biological constructs remotely controlled by fungoid aliens from Pluto. These "fake" aliens, and the saucer crash they staged at Roswell, are part of an elaborate scheme to manipulate elements of the US government.

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