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Aliens attack California!! (Again)

DangerousBeliefs said:


I AM NOT CRAZY! THEY'RE INVADING AS WE SPEAK!





(Nice to see you picked up on that so quickly. ;) )
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I was just disappointed is all. I'm in California and quickly looked out the window. I saw something small and grey dart past (and of course ASSUMED it was an alien) but it turned out to be a cat.

OR WAS IT?

;)
 
Marian said:


I was just disappointed is all. I'm in California and quickly looked out the window. I saw something small and grey dart past (and of course ASSUMED it was an alien) but it turned out to be a cat.

OR WAS IT?

;)
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QUICK. Get out every bowl, cup, and glass and fill it with water. The greys can't stand water.

Swing away Marian, swing away...
 
DangerousBeliefs said:


QUICK. Get out every bowl, cup, and glass and fill it with water. The greys can't stand water.

Swing away Marian, swing away...
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Forget that, I have a Glock and a Mosseburg.

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"

Edit: and better yet, since this IS California, I'll just blow some secondhand smoke at them. That should get 'em for sure! ;)
 
Marian said:
"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"
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I have that on DVD...

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ever play Duke Nuke'm 3D? They steal almost line for line from Army of Darkness.
 
Marian said:


Forget that, I have a Glock and a Mosseburg.

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"
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"Now I swear...the next one of you primates even touches me..."

I'll back you up in Vegas with my Glock 21, Mini 14 and Remington 870. I'm a Cali native, but since moving to Vegas, I’m inheriting all of my friends’ guns that are “restricted” in California now.
 
Mmm, I thought aliens had invaded California long ago?

Hans
 
DangerousBeliefs said:


I have that on DVD...

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ever play Duke Nuke'm 3D? They steal almost line for line from Army of Darkness.
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Where'd you get that version. In mine he says "I'm not that good."
 
Agammamon said:



Where'd you get that version. In mine he says "I'm not that good."
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I think it was the Wal-Mart bargain bin (Complete with the alternative ending)... I also have Evil Dead 1... still looking for Evil Dead 2.
 
DangerousBeliefs said:
Aliens attack California!! (Again)
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I saw this and thought 'this is news? I thought everyone already knew this"

But to the article. Apparently people in my little town saw this as well. I was asleep at the time so I missed it.
 
They woke me up at 2:45. Probably some teen-age aliens joyriding in their parent's ships. I suspect they threw a six-pack of empty beer bottles out the window while traveling 80,000 mph, and that's what caused the multiple light flashes and sonic booms.
 
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