Admit it here before TAM2

[kittynh]

OK, the more socially nervous in the group are probably breaking out in a sweat at the thought of TAM2. Sure it will be fun, but it will be 500 people for gosh sakes!

As we remember, last year the young lady we thought was just coming to the meeting with wet hair wrapped in a tshirt was Elizabeth Smart.

So, if you have some dark secret (like you are being brain washed by your kidnapper) please inform us now.

That way you won't be nervous about people saying "Bob Keeshan! I didn't know you were Shemp!"

or "Jeff, your sex change job is one of the more interesting I've seen. Think about sueing the doctor?"

or "USA, geez, you just splashed nose blood all over me dude!"


me, I'm old and fat, and people like to compare me to Barbara Bush (thanks......). I'm sweet and married to a guy much better looking than me (I think that's what they mean....I never like the senior bush myself).

now, no pointing and saying, "OMG, she's OLD" or I'm crawling out from under the registration table and hiding curled up in the tub in my room.

 

[Mercutio]

Me? I don't, in real life, speak in iambic pentameter. Much. Nor limericks. Much. I will likely be quieter there than here, unless my evil twin shows up, in which case all bets are off. Quiet or not, I do intend to collect all the skepchick hugs that have been promised in PMs. You know who you are.

 

[uneasy]

That way you won't be nervous about people saying "Bob Keeshan! I didn't know you were Shemp!"

That was a good laugh. Thanks.

Then there might be,
"Renata, how come we never see you and Cleopatra in the same room together, and you look the same but for different colored hair and accents?"



(And Mercutio, while I'm looking at it, I have to say I love that avatar. I keep shouting "waving lines" at my screen, but I can never get it right. I'll keep trying. Perhaps some more electric shocks might help.)

 

[shanek]

Well, I would mention here that I'm completely hyper with an insane sense of humor, but I guess that's not a really big secret anyway. Besides, around here, who'd notice?

 

[Foofer]

Well, I'll be the one that looks like Monica Lewinsky's homely sister and my hubby will be the guy that looks like a short Drew Carey. No deep dark secrets, although I am very socially inept. So when I start saying dorky things, remember, I mean well.

 

[SkepticScott]

I never learned to dance. I thought I'd better let the ladies know before some skepchick tried to drag me onto the dance floor and I demurred.

 

[Girl 6]

I never learned to dance. I thought I'd better let the ladies know before some skepchick tried to drag me onto the dance floor and I demurred.

I can fix that, Scott!

G6

 

[sparklecat]

Hmm, I'm rather shy... I know my post count is ridiculously high for how long I've been here, but I don't talk that much in person really, so don't expect it

I don't dance either

 

[The Bad Astronomer]

Fine, I'll admit it.

I am better looking, funnier, and more charming than people have said. Also, my feet smell like baking bread.

 

[kittynh]

feet that smell like bread?

like yeast?

oh this I gotta check out...

 

[Electric Monk]

I am better looking, funnier, and more charming than people have said.

Wait, which one were you again?

I'll admit only that I'm better looking than I appear.

Also, my feet smell like baking bread.

Ah. No dancing for you, then.

Will you be taking your smelly feet to the Wild About Mars event this weekend?

--James

 

[Electric Monk]

I never learned to dance. I thought I'd better let the ladies know before some skepchick tried to drag me onto the dance floor and I demurred.

[] Hey Scott! You were going to let me use this gambit at TAM2! [/]

( )

--James

 

[shanek]

I never learned to dance. I thought I'd better let the ladies know before some skepchick tried to drag me onto the dance floor and I demurred.

I learned, I just haven't danced in over ten years because it wasn't someting my ex wanted to do. So if I do any dancing, it'll probably be the dorkiest thing anyone has ever seen...

 

[kittynh]

WARNING

Pool Boy thinks he CAN dance.

Clear out of his way. Enjoy the show. Watch me pretend I don't know him. (I'll hide behind Scott).

 

[Mercutio]

Re: Re: Admit it here before TAM2

(And Mercutio, while I'm looking at it, I have to say I love that avatar. I keep shouting "waving lines" at my screen, but I can never get it right. I'll keep trying. Perhaps some more electric shocks might help.)

Thanks. It was actually my first idea for an avatar, but I had no idea how to do it. All the credit for this one goes to ceptimus, who rocks.

As for dancing, my wife, like KittyNH, will tell you that I cannot dance. I will readily admit I cannot dance. I am also probably too tall for Luciana Nery, and too short for Cleopatra. So this is just to put all skepchicks on warning; none of that matters. Be prepared to be thoroughly embarrassed by someone who really doesn't give a rat's patootie about looking like a fool. G6, care to dance?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I never learned to dance. I thought I'd better let the ladies know before some skepchick tried to drag me onto the dance floor and I demurred.

I don't dance. Unless I'm really, really drunk. Or a hottie wants to slow dance.

 

[PeterB]

You know that Steve Irwin guy on TV with the crocodiles? He's an example of a very shy Australian. Most of us are a bit more animated and excitable.

Crikey, did I really write that?


I will be easy to recognise. I am short sighted, so I will be the one taking a very close look at the skepchicks' name tags.

That and my khaki shorts.

 

[jj]

Sigh. I'm not going to make it to TAM2.

Waaaaaa!

"Reality Bites"

 

[AtheistArchon]

- I'm growing my hair out long, so right now I'm in that stupid redneck/mullet stage. I won't get my ponytail hair for at least another 8 months.

- Don't laugh at me.

 

[Girl 6]

Re: Re: Re: Admit it here before TAM2

Thanks. It was actually my first idea for an avatar, but I had no idea how to do it. All the credit for this one goes to ceptimus, who rocks.

As for dancing, my wife, like KittyNH, will tell you that I cannot dance. I will readily admit I cannot dance. I am also probably too tall for Luciana Nery, and too short for Cleopatra. So this is just to put all skepchicks on warning; none of that matters. Be prepared to be thoroughly embarrassed by someone who really doesn't give a rat's patootie about looking like a fool. G6, care to dance?

You're on, Mercutio! I can make any man look good dancing with me! This is no vacuous boast on my part!

But, don't be afraid. I'm gentle.

G6