Jontg
The Bear Skeptic
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Let 'em do it.
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No, bear with me here, and pardon me if I get any legal aspects wrong. Consider the concept of the "citizen's arrest." Those nutbags who tried to detain Dick Cheney aside, this is the legal construction that allows a citizen witnessing a crime to temporarily assume the power of arrest--that is, to act as an officer of the law with respect to apprehending and restraining a miscreant until actual police arrive. If the arrest is performed more or less by the book and it's proven that the citizen acted properly, he or she is granted legal immunity from the charges of assault, wrongful imprisonment and so forth that one would normally incur by leaping upon somebody and wrestling them to the ground. If, however, the arrest is unjustified, the citizen is not protected and remains fully liable for the fact that they just tackled and hog-tied some random dude. In other words, if you can prove you were justified after the fact, you have the right under the law to do some pretty metal stuff to a guy--as long as you don't mind the risk that you'll be prosecuted if you can't.
See where I'm going here? We should accept that sometimes (once in a few hundred cases, IIRC) a federal agent needs to take monstrously inhumane measures to save lives--but we should also make it very clear that they will not automatically be granted the leeway to do so. If you can definitively prove (for a pretty steep definition of of the word) that hooking a man's testicles up to a car battery saved an oil tanker full of orphaned puppies, fine, we'll pardon you after the fact. If, as in most cases, it turns out you just pried the fingernails off some Sikh cab driver whose closest brush with ammonium nitrate was during his stint as a gardener, then we take you into a little room somewhere and hit you with a brick until you stop twitching. And we make it clear by both word and deed that when in doubt, we'll go with the brick.
Sound fair?
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No, bear with me here, and pardon me if I get any legal aspects wrong. Consider the concept of the "citizen's arrest." Those nutbags who tried to detain Dick Cheney aside, this is the legal construction that allows a citizen witnessing a crime to temporarily assume the power of arrest--that is, to act as an officer of the law with respect to apprehending and restraining a miscreant until actual police arrive. If the arrest is performed more or less by the book and it's proven that the citizen acted properly, he or she is granted legal immunity from the charges of assault, wrongful imprisonment and so forth that one would normally incur by leaping upon somebody and wrestling them to the ground. If, however, the arrest is unjustified, the citizen is not protected and remains fully liable for the fact that they just tackled and hog-tied some random dude. In other words, if you can prove you were justified after the fact, you have the right under the law to do some pretty metal stuff to a guy--as long as you don't mind the risk that you'll be prosecuted if you can't.
See where I'm going here? We should accept that sometimes (once in a few hundred cases, IIRC) a federal agent needs to take monstrously inhumane measures to save lives--but we should also make it very clear that they will not automatically be granted the leeway to do so. If you can definitively prove (for a pretty steep definition of of the word) that hooking a man's testicles up to a car battery saved an oil tanker full of orphaned puppies, fine, we'll pardon you after the fact. If, as in most cases, it turns out you just pried the fingernails off some Sikh cab driver whose closest brush with ammonium nitrate was during his stint as a gardener, then we take you into a little room somewhere and hit you with a brick until you stop twitching. And we make it clear by both word and deed that when in doubt, we'll go with the brick.
Sound fair?