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7,000 year old alien base found

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I'm sure this is completely legitimate because the guy is a high-ranking government official.

http://www.australianetworknews.com...-airbase-found-says-iraqs-transport-minister/

Iraq’s Transport Minister Kazem Finjan claims that the first airport in the world was built by ancient aliens. According to Minister Finjan, the aliens built an airport for interplanetary transport 7,000 years ago in the Middle East.

The statement was given during a press conference to announce the creation of a modern-day airport in Dhi Qar, southern Iraq. The Transport Minister adds that the area of the would-be airport is the same area aliens used to launch spacecrafts to discover Pluto in 5,000 BC as well as the mythical planet Nibiru, better known as Planet X.
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Doubters?

Iraq’s Transport Minister insists those who doubt his announcement to read the book of the great Sumerian historian Zecharia Sitchin or the books of Samuel Kramer, which include a book named ‘History begins at sume’. Finjan says that the book tells of the very first airport built on our planet.
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Just what I needed, a comedy thread to take my mind off my currently undiagnosed mouth inflammation and the frightening possibility more than half the voters in this country are certifiably insane.
 
Presumably extra-solar aliens build spaceport on earth which they use to discover large solar objects. Seems legit.
 
The Great Zaganza said:
Instead of going to Mars, we should just build a nice spaceport and let the aliens come to us...
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That would require adequate refueling capabilities if we want to attract any traffic. Our antimatter and tritium production is completely inadequate at the moment. Right now, we're a small town with no local gas station or mechanic. There's no reason for someone to leave the freeway as they drive past.
 
Armitage72 said:
That would require adequate refueling capabilities if we want to attract any traffic. Our antimatter and tritium production is completely inadequate at the moment. Right now, we're a small town with no local gas station or mechanic. There's no reason for someone to leave the freeway as they drive past.
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So add a bar and a strip joint.
 
Iraq’s Transport Minister Kazem Finjan claims that.........
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Surely the Iraqi politicians and civil servants have more pressing issues that making up stupid stories. It's kind of sad, really.

The Transport Minister adds that the area of the would-be airport is the same area aliens used to launch spacecrafts.........
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Sure. Why not obliterate the supposed greatest archeological find in history by building a modern airport on top of it?

Iraq’s Transport Minister insists those who doubt his announcement to read the book of the great Sumerian historian Zecharia Sitchin.........
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Which would make me doubt the announcement even more.
 
Garrette said:
So add a bar and a strip joint.
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A bar would likely run into problems of incompatible biochemistry, unless we've already made contact to determine what substances various species can consume. Restaurants would run into the same problem.
A strip club assumes that aliens would find humans sexually attractive, outside of whatever percentage may be xenophilic. It would be like opening a strip club where all of the dancers wear full fursuits. It would attract some customers, but probably not enough to be practical.

I'm assuming that, if aliens capable of traveling to Earth exist, they won't be Star Trek aliens - humans with facial appliances. There was a Babylon 5 novel that mentioned an alien prostitute working on the station, who was described as looking like a cross between a baby giraffe and a basket starfish.
 
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