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4 Dangerously Influential Dimwits

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4 Dangerously Influential Dimwits

Warning: NSFW (language)

The first one is Sylvia Browne:

Sylvia Browne is a soulless toilet bug who just wants your money and charges hundreds and thousands of dollars to tell people **** she's obviously just making up. She'll even diagnose your medical problems on the spot and argue with you when you don't agree with her assessment of your own personal health. The potential repercussions are mind-boggling in their ridiculousness. Because really, taking medical advice from someone who looks like Sylvia Browne is like taking wanking tips from Captain Hook.
 
5) The Fox News Network
Dimwitted because they really believe that their "leading" numbers on cable, mean that the country is solidly behind their reactionary ideas. Their highest numbers represent not more than 3% of the American population, but because they're the only conservative voice and are a bunch of loudmouths, they actually believe their own hype and quite possibly led the GOP down the drain this year, as they were all listening to and repeating the echo chamber of Fox and the conservative blogosphere.
Dangerous because they are getting more shrill and less responsible (if that's possible) with every passing day, and they're giving air time to marginally retarded people like Sean Hannity, and snake oil salesmen like Huckabee. And people follow them and people believe them.
#5 because I'll cede Cracked the right to choose their own first four.
 
I still think William Lane Craig should make that list as well as Ken Ham (educational murder)
 

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