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2012, the year Jesus returns?!

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The other day I was talking to someone about their views on December 21st, 2012. He told me that he believes that Jesus will return because of what Jack Van Impe told him on his show the day prior.

Apparently, what we've been told about the "Mayan Prophecies" is all a lie because the Government is hiding the fact that the Mayans actually predicted that a man is going to descend from the clouds, in other words, Jesus.

I laughed for a moment and asked him if he actually believed that and he responded "Jack Van Impe does not lie".

Has anyone ever heard anything about the Mayans predicting the return of Christ?
 
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Yes actually... Granted they were a bit confused because he will be wearing Predator armor... Because Jesus Christ will be the final boss of 2012.
 
XxDeadlyNinjaxX said:
The other day I was talking to someone about their views on December 21st, 2012. He told me that he believes that Jesus will return because of what Jack Van Impe told him on his show the day prior.

Apparently, what we've been told about the "Mayan Prophecies" is all a lie because the Government is hiding the fact that the Mayans actually predicted that a man is going to descend from the clouds, in other words, Jesus.

I laughed for a moment and asked him if he actually believed that and he responded "Jack Van Impe does not lie".

Has anyone ever heard anything about the Mayans predicting the return of Christ?
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He's not coming back. I tend to believe the Christian myth is based on a real MAN, but he's been dead for nearly 2000 years. There is also a difference between lying, and being wrong. If for whatever reasons you believe something is true, but it is false, that doesn't make you a liar. From what I've read about Van Impe it would not surprise me he truly believes what he says, even if it seems to me based on nonsense and delusions.
 
Great, Jesus finally returns just when we get hit by Planet X, super-Ebola, the all Rosie O'Donnell channel, zombie armies and deadly Solar Flares.
 
Actually it can't be Jesus. Because it will be the Anti-christ first. The first "messiah" is the anti-christ, and after he's taken over the world then and only then will Jesus come and slay the troglodyte.

Is the flaw in that argument.
 
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Actually it can't be Jesus. Because it will be the Anti-christ first. The first "messiah" is the anti-christ, and after he's taken over the world then and only then will Jesus come and slay the troglodyte.

Is the flaw in that argument.
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I always wondered something, how could the prophecy be fulfilled if we are already expecting something of a false messiah?

Unless, knowing he is the anti-Christ, people worship him anyway.
 
Travis said:
Great, Jesus finally returns just when we get hit by Planet X, super-Ebola, the all Rosie O'Donnell channel, zombie armies and deadly Solar Flares.
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Well that's the Illuminati at work. They're just like the 1960's Batman TV show villains! Well without the veteran character actors.
 
Transubstantiate!!!!!

vanimpe_200w.jpg


HRRRRGHH!
 
I always wondered something, how could the prophecy be fulfilled if we are already expecting something of a false messiah?
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Plausible deniablilty?

Actually many people have already been declared the anti-christ though. Bill Gates, Ronald Reagan, both Bushs, President Obama, and the Catholic Pope to name a few.

I'd recommend reading a book called:

"The Pocket Guide To The ApocalypseThe official Field manual To The End Of The World" by Jason Boyett.
 
I thought it was said somewhere in the bible that only God would know the "final day" and man would never be able to guess it or know it. So if they think this is the day Jesus is returning, they must be wrong!
 
No, it's return as in he's returning something to the store. The crown of thorns in fact, it wasn't advertised to have caused pain and bleeding from the head.
 
XxDeadlyNinjaxX said:
Has anyone ever heard anything about the Mayans predicting the return of Christ?
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No, but I went to see Mayan ruins in Mexico a month and a half ago... the Mayan tour guide we had pointed out a few carvings of a light skinned bearded man that looked out of place at the ball courts in Chichen Itza (dead center of this pic - other carvings were in color), and then we saw extremely rare Mayan statues depicting two winged "angels" at Ek Balam.

The Mayan tour guide never said anything about Jesus, but there were large tour groups of Mormons at each of those places. I wish I was making that up, but I'm not. I'm sure Mormons have been grasping at those Mexican straws since they were discovered. :rolleyes:
 
I don’t know why the bible thumpers bother. I mean, Jesus said at several points that the time of his reappearance will be a surprise and it was pointless to guess when that time would be. The whole point is that you are supposed to cower in fear at all times because the world might end RIGHT NOW! Well, no not right now, but how about NOW! Nope. Not now either, but it could be at any moment and you have to be ready. It’s the sword of Damocles and you will be judged based on the status of your soul at the precise moment it falls.

Studying the bible to figure out when that moment is seems absolutely absurd in this context. Indeed, if you think that the time is at hand, it is a pretty sure bet that it isn’t.
 
I thought the Mayans believed in Quetzalcoatl returning. Don't know if he's scheduled to be appearing in 2012. It'll be a top gig if he does mind.
 
JoeyDonuts said:
Transubstantiate!!!!!

[qimg]http://stuffchristianslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/vanimpe_200w.jpg[/qimg]

HRRRRGHH!
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Being a good Protestent Fundy, I doubt Van Impe would have much to do with the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiate.

Van Impe is a joke. Outside his congreagation, he is considered to be a hucksters and embarassement by 90% of the Christians out there.
 
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