stundie finals

(01)— Yeah, because an expert would believe in my ridiculous idea that demonstrates I don't know how nuclear bombs work. _________________ (02)— And in this corner we have paranoid projection! _________________ (03)— Well of course. Asteroids a hundred feet wide and planets thousands of...

Yes, we have hit mid month and that means you have all waited long enough for the December Stundie Finals. (1)— Yes, because a wildly popular Hollywood film series with hundreds of millions in marketing money behind it just can't be trusted to get the name out there. _____________ (2)— Damn...

(1)- These darn women keep not sleeping with me. The only reason I can think of for this is that the Black Shakes are forcing them to copulate with demons instead. ________________(2)- Honey has your pelvis rolled up lately? I ask in the name of physiological science and functional medicine...

——<(1)>—— Wow, thank goodness this happened. It would have really sucked if humans evolved on Earth before it was made suitable for us to live on it. Reminds me of the Nitrous Worms that keep trying to evolve in my back yard despite our atmosphere causing them to explode violently on...

It might be! Well it seems the Cadillac I recently bought might be a true lemon. As I have no more time to spare worrying about it I finally got the stundies done. --(1)-- I told the bubble family their fear of human contact would warp the minds of their kids. ___________________...

Sorry it took so long to get these up this month. May always seems to be when I am hit with a busy schedule, illness and other issues. No one ever said Travis was without issues. Scroll down for last months winner --~(1)~-- Yeah, what could humans possibly have in common with each other...

Our February winner: No-one will be surprised how full-on I am. I believe in hitting the issue head-on & at high speed. I have protested at the Royal Society where Darwin announced gravity. The finalists for March: ~~~1~~~ And now we know how a hippopotamus came to be: a rhinoceros raped...

First up, the winner from January: Can you, e.g. explain re-entry. You are aboard the famous International Space Station, ISS, that according NASA is orbiting Earth every 90 minutes at 400 000 m altitude (almost vacuum) at 7 200 m/s velocity and you want to go down to Earth. It means you...

Incredibly timing almost always seems to have it so I'm extra busy the first week when I should be getting these out to you. This month I have a secret web project that will be revealed at a later time. It may or may not involve spider cucumbers. Which may or may not exist. The winner...

Ha, not even the busy start of the new year could keep the last Stundie Finals of 2012 from coming to a poll near you! But what was the winner of November? Well it was this nice little exchange were some non-math was done. And now the 28th Annual Stundie's of December Finalists...

October's winner: And what physics does earth follow?! Give me a break! Laws are changing monthly with new developments meaning we know absolutely nothing when it comes to physics, especially meta-physical works. We are so clueless it's not even funny. So, to say something is impossible...

Well September gave us a tie. --1-- I miss the old days of good old fashioned circular logic. This new MC Escher logic just hurts my brain. __________ --2-- If someone just makes up rules for physics with absolutely no justification I'd expect them to turn into banana pudding. At least. I'd...

Hey everyone. A nasty week long fever couldn't keep me down forever. At least not enough to keep me away from devoting a couple of nights to getting the September Finals out to you all. Well here is the winner from August. Remember this is in response to being given multiple examples. "That's...

The winner from July! "Is it right they made the 1kg hammer from aluminium to save weight?" --(1)-- Captain Missed The Point I have a phone call from Lord Cognitive Dissonance. --(2)-- I have bad news. All the women on Earth are "deosuled." Your only hope is to go somewhere far away from...

Our illustrious June Winner. I don't think moses would try copying stuff he had no clue of. And why would he copy gilgamesh in the first place? Moses probaby didn't even know this existed, they didnt have internet or computers back then so copying each other's stories would have been...

Boy what a weird start to July. House renovations, distractions of the redheaded variety, a sick mom and now the Stundie Finals nine days late. Oh well. So let us start off with the winner from May where we mused about things strangely destroyed. Actually, though, if you subtract the plane...

First up, the winner from April "They didn't find any toilets, bro. That's amazing. There's nothing about a building collapse that dustifies the toilets so thoroughly that you can't find any after the collapse. Therefore, it wasn't a collapse. However, if you include the possibility of an...

Well people my life has been quite busy lately (but part of it involves a movie you might be able to see in a few months if you live near a theater that shows indie flicks (also doing some home renovation)). And it may be so until next month. Thankfully someone has volunteered to take over...

So yesterday I figured out why no one was responding to the March Stundie Finals thread. It didn't exist yet! Boy am I embarrassed. :blush: <--indicates the emotion Now please be kind I have been spending most of the last few weeks in an antihistamine fog. So here we go. First our February...

So here we have our winner from February. I have never said man could not make it to the moon. With a big enough rocket and a rudder its possible I suppose. I was discussing NASAs vast superiority with the technology claimed to exist at the time. A rudder is required to steer. Without a...

Well I wanted to wait until I knew if there would be mandated changes to the Stundie Awards. Apparently there won't be so here they are! And let it be known that someone once said this and we found it funny because it was dumb: The RJ Lee report says nothing about "FE", idiot. "FE" is the...

So you all thought that a crippling double blow of stomach flu and food poisoning could keep the December Stundie Finals down forever! Ha! Even I will eventually stop explosively expelling..........I should probably stop writing about it right now. Let it be known that once on the great...

Okay. At long last folks. First the weather, then the damage to my house, then my family falling ill and then the need to get ready for Christmas.......but finally they are here. We gather here today to honor the person (or computer program engaging in a very esoteric Turing test) that wrote...

We gather here today to honor the person (or computer program engaging in a very esoteric Turing test) that wrote this: "The author is pointing to rules and procedure in a U.S. District court. Same exists in the U.K. Verbatim. just written differently." Magnificent! That, gathered throngs, is...

We gather here in this time and place to let the word go forth to the farthest reaches of our inhabitable sphere that this exchange of completely dense stupidity actually happened and was voted Teh 28th Annual Stundie Award winner for the month of August in the year 2011 of the common era...

Howdy all. Here is your winner from July. "third if our planet was traveling through space at 17,000 miles per hr, we would have no cloud cover, it would blow away." Fabulous. Here is the trophy. So now the finalists for August. 1) Check it out! My building is designed so conservatively it...

The winner from June everyone! Behold the arrogance of ignorance. "For all the Atheists out there, try to deny this! If there is no God, how does the sun stay burning when there's no oxygen in space?" So now onto the July finals. 1) How dare you engage in speculation at least equal to my...

So first let us honor the winner from May. A debunker actually get's it this time. And they get it for dismissing claims by Phil Plait: Then you start offering "proof" of your claims by presenting the ramblings of an ASTRONOMER?! Do you even know what type of professionals to look for when...

First let's celebrate the winner from AprilThe snow is melting faster because of daylight savings time. There is the same amount of sunlight, but the extra hour of afternoon sun is warmer than the hour of morning sun. Go back to standard time and the melting will slow down and less...

No fooling! So here was the winner from March where efficiency in space travel made a huge leap.....forward? "When you consider the billions of light years a race would have to potentially travel, it could take 400 years just to travel a million light years even while going the speed of...