stundie awards

1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with. 5) All...

The entries in this final are so awesome they are all raised to the power of infinity. →1∞ Was it a bad idea then that I used 666lol for all my passwords? _________↓_________ →2∞ I prefer to just read DNA's twitter account, @TheRealDeoxyriboNucleic, for all the latest polymeric macromolecule...

1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with. 5) All...

1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with. 5) All...

(01)— Yeah, because an expert would believe in my ridiculous idea that demonstrates I don't know how nuclear bombs work. _________________ (02)— And in this corner we have paranoid projection! _________________ (03)— Well of course. Asteroids a hundred feet wide and planets thousands of...

February has begun, but we seem to be missing a new Stundie nomination thread. So I made one. Insert Valentine's Day joke here. Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic...

Yes, we have hit mid month and that means you have all waited long enough for the December Stundie Finals. (1)— Yes, because a wildly popular Hollywood film series with hundreds of millions in marketing money behind it just can't be trusted to get the name out there. _____________ (2)— Damn...

Well 2014 is here. And that means only 1 year 10 months until Marty McFly arrives from 1985. Among other things that means we have precious little time to reanimate the corpse of Princess Diana then assassinate everyone in the line of succession above her. Guidelines for what is a good Stundie...

(1)- These darn women keep not sleeping with me. The only reason I can think of for this is that the Black Shakes are forcing them to copulate with demons instead. ________________(2)- Honey has your pelvis rolled up lately? I ask in the name of physiological science and functional medicine...

Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just...

Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just...

Well I suppose I've let you all wait long enough. Here they are! >>>(1) When "facts" encounter "truth" I side with "truth" because facts often don't tell me what I want to hear. ___________ >>>(2) But on the flip side how many dinosaur books have led to hundreds of thousands of...

Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just...

<(1)> In his non humble opinion the televised world is actually an interpretive dance street theater act where three of the characters are inexplicably all named "Mike". ___ <(2)> Excellent. It would seem my plans to live as a naked hunter gatherer in Antarctica should work. ___ <(3)> My...

This is it. They won't be missed. Nominate the best of the pissed! I have no idea what that means. Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling...

——<(1)>—— Wow, thank goodness this happened. It would have really sucked if humans evolved on Earth before it was made suitable for us to live on it. Reminds me of the Nitrous Worms that keep trying to evolve in my back yard despite our atmosphere causing them to explode violently on...

It was the year 1978. And in that year, in the month of August, a woman successfully gave birth to one of the twins she had been carrying. In gratitude to the Gods for this miracle child she named him "Travis" and the universe gives thanks these days by gifting him with many awesome Stundie...

~(01)~ And I suppose the playpens in the McDonald's are to get us used to a life subservient to a ruling class of plastic balls. _________________ ~(02)~ And we all know that only expected things happen. That's why the universe is definitely not strewn with invisible mass and the...

Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee: 1) Posts must be funny. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts should not just...

It might be! Well it seems the Cadillac I recently bought might be a true lemon. As I have no more time to spare worrying about it I finally got the stundies done. --(1)-- I told the bubble family their fear of human contact would warp the minds of their kids. ___________________...

And that's why you should put them all right here in this thread.

Sorry it took so long to get these up this month. May always seems to be when I am hit with a busy schedule, illness and other issues. No one ever said Travis was without issues. Scroll down for last months winner --~(1)~-- Yeah, what could humans possibly have in common with each other...

And they are off! Striding into an early lead it is Cluesforum who wonder if the Lakers were replaced by crisis actors. Coming up fast on the outside is Icke forum who are wondering if wind really exists. Not to be left behind godlikeproductions is concerned about the number of prison reality...

Our February winner: No-one will be surprised how full-on I am. I believe in hitting the issue head-on & at high speed. I have protested at the Royal Society where Darwin announced gravity. The finalists for March: ~~~1~~~ And now we know how a hippopotamus came to be: a rhinoceros raped...

Hear Ye all. This be place for Stundie nomination things. Much stundie nomination things. Many them in one threads. If get lots of them I maybe stop writing this way.

First up, the winner from January: Can you, e.g. explain re-entry. You are aboard the famous International Space Station, ISS, that according NASA is orbiting Earth every 90 minutes at 400 000 m altitude (almost vacuum) at 7 200 m/s velocity and you want to go down to Earth. It means you...

Some may call it childish to have fun with laughably absurd arguments but here we are giddy like a......well kids.....looking for nominations of funny arguments and ridiculous postings. Don't forget the links.

Incredibly timing almost always seems to have it so I'm extra busy the first week when I should be getting these out to you. This month I have a secret web project that will be revealed at a later time. It may or may not involve spider cucumbers. Which may or may not exist. The winner...

Seriously I would. It makes the job much easier come next month when I put together the finals. I mean if you want to get me a diamond ring I won't turn it down though I would like to know it is not from one of those war torn regions. Only authoritarian state slave labor diamonds for me!

Ha, not even the busy start of the new year could keep the last Stundie Finals of 2012 from coming to a poll near you! But what was the winner of November? Well it was this nice little exchange were some non-math was done. And now the 28th Annual Stundie's of December Finalists...