smokers

http://www.bigpond.com/news/breaking/content/20071211/2115016.asp :eek:

I came up with a new product for smokers. It looks exaclty like a cigarette, and it lights the same. The only difference is that it kills you in about 30 seconds. Of course, the package will contain all the legally required warning labels. I figure 30 years, or 30 seeconds, what's the diff...