jokes

I heard this, and wanted to share. A reporter was doing a documentary on religious life in the middle east. Part of it included a visit to the "wailing wall". She was filming devout Jews approaching the wall, praying, and rolling up the notes, with their special requests to God and putting...

can't resist:

Courtesy of Ron Kubie (my favorite commie-simp-pinko): What is the difference between Viet-nam and Iraq? Wait for it ...................... Bush knew how to get out of Viet-nam... (rim shot) Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here all week.

Locally there is this re-trial of a murder case. It is garnering national attention. In the near future there is going to be a national tv show that will air about this particular case; how a guy convicted of murder, and sentenced to prison has won on an appeal due to improper procedure...

I was so ugly that when I was born the doctor slapped my mother...... Pa dum bum Submissions?

The guy was caught with prostitutes in 1988 and 1991 and was stupid enough to bounce a check to a prostitute in 1988. Yet, somehow, this man is called upon to lead a congregation. Story

The best ones were, in no particular order: 1) The Supreme Court allowing 'under God' to remain in the Pledge of Allegiance 2) Howard Stern being taken off the air 3) Sean Hannity becoming a liberal and supporting Kerry Anyone heard any other public/nationwide April Fool's Jokes?

There was this preacher who started a ministry. He had the gift of prophecy, and he sought out other prophets who also had the gift. His ministry grew large and prosperous. One day, he became concerned after reading a story about pockets of cannibalism in Africa. He decided to do something...