groundhog

This just in: The GOP groundhog emerged from his hole at 6:30 pm last night, saw Republican Sentate candidate Jack Ryan's divorce records and scurried back into his den. Of course, this means 6 more years of the name "Ryan" being political kryptonite in Illinois. Jack Ryan must be gay. Ever...

Saddam came out of his spider hole and saw his shadow, which means there's going to be another six weeks of insurrection. (Stolen from a "New Yorker" cartoon).