Twas the Night before Fitzmas
And all through the House
Not a wingnut was sleeping -
They were scared as a mouse.
The skeletons hung in the closets with care
In hopes that Fitzgerald would not look in there.
The Kossacks were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of frog-marches danced in...
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