april fools threads

Were doomed, it's almost as big as the one that didn't do in the big dinosaurs. https://skepticalscience.com/news.php?n=4422

Looks like if you're the pet of a destructive president, people come gunning for your seat. http://the-daily.buzz/a/george-takei-has-bombshell-announcement-and-washington-is-reeling LOL! And.... discuss

This year they're going for a less traditional line-up.

Just launched, http://com.google/ A new way of looking at things.

In a number of States, citizens are fighting for what they perceive to be their religious freedom. According to their religious beliefs, homosexuality is not merely a sin but an "abomination" (Leviticus 18:22) and those that practice it deserve death (Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:32). On this...

Was outside having a smoke and saw what I believe to be one of the "black triangle" craft I've been hearing about. It was travelling north/northeast and looked to be about 3-5 miles away and between 1000 and 3000 ft. Size was hard to guage because I saw it mostly side on, but 500-1000 feet...

Dearest JREF members and fellow users and lurkers and spammers of these forums. I am concerned about the following. It is an open letter. It is short. Why, I ask, do we have an USAian forum for discussing US politics ans a Third world forum for discussing the politics for everyone else? I...

The last time I posted about any conspiracy theories, I noted that concrete can pulverize. I recently debunked the claims of the truther movement. Now it has come to my attention that JREF is deleting private messages (PMs). Evidence: [Moderated] PM from Jeff The new JREF administration...

Be quick - Put what you think are media April Fools that you have spotted here: My Nomination: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262603/AA-jetpack.html :D Yes, yes, I know the whole paper is a joke - but you know what I mean. :)

http://www.realamericanstories.com/sarah-palin/ .... or not.. :jaw-dropp How fitting it is that this show airs today, of all days they could've picked..

I went to "The Atheist Experience" website and apparently Kirk Cameron played an elaborate hoax on the Christian world. He was one of the stars of growing pains for many years and he told the world and apparently fooled everyone when he announced his conversion to Evangelical Christianity. Now...

Okay, what where they?

The United States Supreme Court has decided that, in some circumstances, it is permissible to discriminate against an individual in government hiring solely on the basis of race. In the case of Collier vs. Hayden, Collier was a trained intelligence agent. He applied for a lucrative overseas...

Well, no, but it is April 1.

Specifically sheep in New Zealand: More at the link. Especially, note the graphs.

what happened to the database overnight? Oh thats right its april fools day. very funny. :D never mind. :o

I'd like to thank Brown for alerting me to this issue. Former Vice President Al Gore is sounding the alarm about a new threat facing our planet: global shrinking. "Our planet, the Earth, is indeed getting smaller," Gore said in a speech before the Federation of Offshore Oil Locators today...

In this earlier CNN report, Prince Charles had this to say about his subjects during a photo opportunity: There has been a bit of an uproar about these candid comments, and Prince Charles has now issued an explanatory statement, as reported by the British Isles Tele-Communications House: "Twit"...

Dang. After a stunning series of victories by the Evil Atheist Conspiracy it looks like we lost one. http://skepdic.com/

from: Ashcroft Rejected

In a unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled early today that it is constitutionally permissible to include the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance and that local school districts may compel students to utter those words, even if the students have parents who are...

April fools!

It's great, i'm gonna help America win the drug war! Drugs are ruining this fine nation of ours. It won't be till the last marijuana plant wilts from my arial spray that I will be content.

How could you do that to me Lisa? Leave Jedi Knight alone! He's mine!

Don't hate me, but I can't take it anymore. He laughs at my love. What a jerk.

WASHINGTON, DC (REUTERS) - At a Pentagon briefing on the progress of Operation Iraqi Freedom, the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs stunned reporters when she took famed debunker James Randi's "$1,000,000 Paranormal Challenge". Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld's spokeswoman...

If you are reading this, please send help. Communications have been knocked out in Duluth. Apparently too many of our forces are concentrating on Iraq leaving border states defenseless. It has been reported a minute or so ago that two children in Duluth have been beaten to death with hockey...