abduction

I was lying in bed last night, unable to sleep, amusing myself that the noise the boiler was making was actually aliens coming to abduct me. I planned to grab my phone at the last minute so I could get some snapshots of the aliens aboard the mothership, because otherwise how else would anyone...

Catch the latest in legal slime in "Abducted by aliens? Lawyer for hire", a news item from Reuters. German lawyer Jens Lorek actually has the gall (and the total lack of ethics) to take disturbed people's money so he can, without exception, fail to win compensation from the government for their...

http://www.stopabductions.com/ Excuse me, have to change boxers, spilled my coffee all over when I saw this site... I laughed... to put it mildly.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/24/colombia.baby.ap/index.html BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) -- Police said Tuesday they have arrested a woman in the abduction of an unborn baby who was cut from its mother's womb while she was unconscious. Sol Angela Cartagena said she was with her...

http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=78461&ran=118536 (According to TV news broadcasts) The only fallout is that people are simply SHOCKED that you can order this sort of thing on the phone.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6015597/ So what's to be gained by abducting Iraqis? To get Iraqis to leave the country? To prevent rebuilding of the infrastructure? What?

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/01/07/1073268070642.html Just an anecdote to demonstrate that you don't need a gun to get criminals to stop a crime, often you just need to let them know they are being observed and will be caught by the police because they have been identified. I am sure...

Yeah, it sounds whacky, but bear with me here. Let's assume that some of the abduction claims are true. Personally, I find the theory that these creatures are descendants of humans from the future to be much more plausible than extraterrestrials. That would explain why they look very similar...

Mr.Randi, Linda has my address, just mail the million dollars! thanks! Alf abducting my neighbor Linda.