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Mostly June Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of June

  • 1) Ring road kill zones

    Votes: 15 15.6%
  • 2) Only expected things happen

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • 3) Stone age diet

    Votes: 9 9.4%
  • 4) Air pressure keeps us standing

    Votes: 34 35.4%
  • 5) Did anyone invent rockets?

    Votes: 40 41.7%
  • 6) Nothing gets through the Van Allen belts

    Votes: 20 20.8%
  • 7) Electronics and the north pole

    Votes: 17 17.7%
  • 8) The speed of light is BS

    Votes: 24 25.0%
  • 9) Only an ace would screw up that badly

    Votes: 8 8.3%
  • 10) It is all Orwellian

    Votes: 11 11.5%
  • 11) New language = the dumb

    Votes: 8 8.3%
  • 12) Feminism makes us hate women

    Votes: 15 15.6%
  • 13) In science it is all right until it is wrong

    Votes: 23 24.0%
  • 14) Secret vacuum force

    Votes: 18 18.8%
  • 15) Satellites and weather balloons

    Votes: 23 24.0%
  • 16) My math is right so what if the numbers are wrong

    Votes: 27 28.1%
  • 17) But bad things don't happen

    Votes: 22 22.9%
  • 18) Only what isn't there is interesting

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • 19) Gravity is just air pressure

    Votes: 43 44.8%
  • 20) Who knew things close on weekends?

    Votes: 55 57.3%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Travis

Misanthrope of the Mountains
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And I suppose the playpens in the McDonald's are to get us used to a life subservient to a ruling class of plastic balls.

I am increasingly noticing that modern towns are getting circled by ring roads or bypasses. The development goes right up to the outer road, then there is nothing on the outer side. I have new and old maps to prove it. The outer road is effectively like a wall, and the roundabouts on it provide the access points, the gates. The modern town is becoming more and more prison like. Ringroads are a good one to bring up actually. I have always likened them to killzones, areas around a fortification or strongpoint devoid of cover. But are they to stop people coming in, or going out.
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And we all know that only expected things happen. That's why the universe is definitely not strewn with invisible mass and the continents clearly don't ever move.

The space age exists since near the International Geophysical Year in the 50s. In all those decades and drained public treasuries it seems no one cares about the survival of mankind. Not an inch closer to relieving any human concerns with a space-based solution.

Clearly the hallmark of a hoax. Things don't follow expected logical patterns.
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Yeah boss, I won't be at work tomorrow or ever again. I'm on a new diet that requires me to use all my available energy to hunt or gather everything I eat. You might see me in the office again next fall if I accidentally discover agriculture.

To lose weight, use the stone age diet. Only eat what was available in the stone age, nothing manufactured. No bread, cake, biscuits. No sugar. No alcohol. Except on one day a week.
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Who needs muscle tone and an inner ear when we have a whole one atmosphere of air pressure!

There is no air on the moon. Air keeps you up, gives you lift. On a planet where there is no air a human being whose upper body is heavier would likely fall down. Any challenge to scramble on his feet would result in failing to win balance and he would fall down again.
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Our Fuhrer wants us to launch the weapons at London. Who wants to tell him it is just a bunch of air pressurized plastic bottles that we meant as a joke?

To go back to absolute basics here.. Has a "rocket" ever been successfully launched to any significant altitude (i.e. tens of kilometres) What is a rocket? Does it really exist? As kids we used to play at being rocket scientists - inflating (plastic) soda bottles with the tyre compressor at the filling station. We could get the bottles to shoot up maybe 100 feet! Has NASA really done any better than a bunch of nine year olds?
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Well this explains why Earth is a cold and sterile place devoid of all sunlight despite being fairly close to the sun.

Radio astronomers are relentlessly sifting through the radio chaos to find a signal from an intelligent source coming from outer space. These wishful thinkers can't fathom the reality that the Van Allen belt chaos is all they will ever hear cause any signal from outside the belts coming in will be disintegrated. Same thing for the radio signals going out from earth. When one says the belts are radioactive they are saying the belts are active in the radio spectrum. No radio signal can survive the belts. That's why no space program. No electronic circuit board could survive that cosmic microwave oven much less human flesh. Naturally the hoaxsters know we can't go up there and check in the belts no more than we can go in a reactor core and see what's really in there.

The Van Allen belts are an impenetrable barrier.
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Crap, my phone just lost all power. Oh, duh, I'm facing south!

I'm no expert in earth science, but it is my understanding that all of our electronics and electricity in general operates in a manner that is compatible with our current north and south poles and their orientation, i.e., the "flow" is into the north pole and out of the south pole. It is easier to show diagramatically. Will everything electronic/electric still work if the magnetics change? I've heard/read it won't. But in the end, this might be a good thing to teach humans a little humility
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Officer I would never have exceeded the speed of light if I had known what it really was!

Giant list of organizations who support the official collapse of the WTC
yeh so what they all agree with the accepted speed of light and that is bull(*)(*)(*)(*) too! LMAO
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Here at Ace's Pilot School we will teach you how to professionally overshoot destinations at too high an altitude, attempt to then recklessly lose altitude while making sudden dangerous turns and almost hit the ground a mile in front of your target.

Where ? I've made it clear that Hanjour may have been able to steer a straight course towards the Pentagon, providing it was in sight, and descend steeply to hit the building.
But NOT to perform a high-speed descending turn without flying the aircraft into the ground or breaking the airframe up, etc.
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Plagiarism is everywhere in the panopticon according to Huxley in his book We.

Quite the Orwellian world we are living in now. Americans should take their "soma" as Orwell wrote and just have an idiot box tv in every room. This is the world the perps want, with subservient sheep who do not read books or use their minds, except for what crap media tells them about.
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Does this mean the Basque people are the most intelligent in the world?

Genesis was right. A confusion of tongues.

This was the worldwide seafaring language of the empire used by melonheads before they were overturned and the slave revolts created a multiplicity of languages.

As has been pointed out elsewhere, the greatest variations in language occur directly in proportion to drop in native intelligence ... as people get dumber, unable to master the language their parents spoke they have few other options but to invent new forms they can comprehend. This leads to language drift.
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Is this from the foreword to the book Why Abolitionism Makes Us Hate Slaves by Hater Bigot?

Also note the coming totalitarianism state will have a unique twist …

Totalitarianism & a total population wipe where 60% of the worlds population die, will happen by 2030

2030 is also when we get free energy technologies …

Btw the 60% of the worlds population dead in 2030 will be women

It’s women who are being targetted by the eugeneticists

This is WHY we have feminism today, its to kill off billions of women by 2030

Also note China’s single child policy & the child killing of girls in India, these are all government programs

Feminism is DESIGNED to get the public to hate women
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Crap, does this mean I have to go back to believing in the aether?

No one has to prove you wrong. You have to prove yourself right. And that hasn't and isn't going to happen.
That's not how science works.
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And to think my physics professor kept failing me when I tried to invoke an equalizing vacuum force.

To use a simple analogy, think of a rocket and its escaping gas as an aerosol can full of silly string. When you press the button on the aerosol can, silly string is ejected at great speed. If there's enough speed, it may exert force on the aerosol can, so that the silly string is moving in one direction, and the can in the other. Newton.

But in a vacuum, the speed of the equalizing force of the vacuum is akin to someone pulling the silly string out of the aerosol can faster than it can be ejected, thus nullifying the force caused by the silly string's ejection.

Of course, the analogy isn't perfect, since pulling the silly string out would actually cause the aerosol can to move in the same direction as the pull. This wouldn't be a factor with gases being pulled into the vacuum.
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It is almost as if satellites and weather balloons do different things!

If satellites really exist why are so many countries still daily launching hundreds of weather balloons?
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Three men go to rent a room for the night. The hotel clerk said it's $30. They each give him $10. On the way up, the clerk realized he over-charged them. Instead of $30, it's $25. He gives the bellboy $5 and said to give it to the 3 men. On the way up, the bellboy gets greedy. He thinks, "Why should I give them all $5? I'll give them each $1 and keep $2 for myself". So he gave them each $1 back. So instead of paying $10 each, they each spent only $9. Now, $9 X 3 men = $27. Plus the $2 that the bellboy kept, equals $29. So where is the missing dollar?

Wait.....WHY THE **** AM I ADDING 2 + 27?
What is the velocity of the ISS?

According to NASA, it is 7706 m/s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna..._Space_Station

Newton and Galileo disagree.

The ISS “like any orbiting object, it is in continuous freefall" -wiki

Acceleration due to gravity (g) at the 400km altitude of the ISS is 8.69 m/s2. https://www.khanacademy.org/science/...-space-station

There is no terminal velocity in space as there is no wind resistance to balance gravitational pull. (by definition of space vacuum)

As of June 26, 2013, the ISS has been in orbit for 5332 days or 460,684,800 seconds. -wiki

Having accelerated 8.69 m/s2 for 460,684,800 seconds in the vacuum of space the ISS should have a current velocity of ~ 4,003,350,912 m/s or just over four million kilometers per second or more than 10 times the ‘speed of light’ (c).

The math is correct. 5332*24*60*60 = 460,684,800 seconds *8.69g = 4,003,350,912 m/s = 4,003.351 km/s.
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Awww, a double does of naivete. It's sweet when they still think bad things can't happen. That's right, Old Red is now on a farm upstate somewhere wagging his tail while chasing sheep.

saying "put up or shut up is a bit of an aggressive tone for someone demanding proof. The burden of proof isn't on me, i've made up my mind so the burden is on you to prove to me that it was real and there was actual real people and guns and death involved. Considering this was just another psy op I find it insulting to my intelligence that you would insinuate this was a disaster to any family members involved, the only disaster is that all you skeptics keep sucking up their fairy tale propaganda nonsense as if it was fact and consequently spreading misinformation.
There are too many discrepancies to ignore. And it follows similar lines and patterns that are frequent in other obvious psy ops. There is no motive for a human being to go and wield bullets at random people like that, the story doesn't make sense.
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The following items were not found at the crime scene: a half eaten soft serve vanilla ice cream cone, a smart phone pre loaded with the Chumbawamba greatest hits collection, a "I survived Helms Deep" t-shirt, a box of graham crackers, thirteen galvanized roofing nails, a can of Axe body spray, a tea cup, four AA batteries and a kitten. Again they were not found and this can only mean one thing: reverse vampires!

You might, at some point notice that I tend to focus on what's not there instead of what is. This is how crimes are solved, when obstructions or distractions prevent seeing enough evidence to form a conclusion.
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Good thing Earth has that huge plastic bag keeping all that air around seeing as how its own mass can't do the job.
By the way, gravity does not exist, it's simply air pressure acting on everything but that's another story.
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If only I had paid attention to how society works outside of my basement before I got all impulsive after my mix of Red Bull and Mountain Dew for breakfast.
WAKE UP - HE NEEDS US TO ACT NOW

They are screwing up and we need to act NOW.

I am going to my courthouse RIGHT NOW to tell them. ACTION NEEDS TO BE TAKEN!! GO GO GO GO GO GO NOW

USE MY VIDEOS

-update- (and risky as this is)

I went to the courthouse, but it is closed on the weekends.
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The winner from May:

"In 2008, samples around California's Lake Shasta and the Pit River Arm tributary were tested in a State Certified Lab following weeks of fly-overs and chemtrails. The results of the water samples showed 4,610,000 parts per million of aluminum -- 4610 times the maximum contaminant level!"

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I love the "(and risky as this is)" aside of no. 20.

Another bumper crop this month. I usually restrict myself to five or six votes, but I went all out and picked my eight favourites.
 
Number 20, hands down. Couldn't have been better written by a comedian.
 
I agree that 20 is fantastic. It's certainly not the dumbest one, but it just so perfectly illustrates the clash between the bold, revolutionary lives conspiracy theorists think they have and the mundane lives they actually have. It's the equivalent of Cartman's mom interrupting Coon and Friends and reminding them that they're just kids dressing up.
 
It was a great crop this month, and in particular, the last 4 all had me rolling off the couch laughing so hard. #20 is a marvelous masterpiece of all that is wrong in the CT world.
 
I ended up splitting my vote 10 ways, much like my sides as I was reading some of these. In addition to everyone's favorite, I thought, 11, 12, and 16 were comic gold. I have to say though that #20 sounds like the badly dubbed theme song of a Japanese Sentai series:

(With apologies to Ron Wasserman.)

WAKE UP - HE NEEDS US TO ACT NOW
ACTION NEEDS TO BE TAKEN!!
GO GO GO GO GO GO NOW
GO GO POWER RANGERS GO!! :notes:
 
I ended up splitting my vote 10 ways, much like my sides as I was reading some of these. In addition to everyone's favorite, I thought, 11, 12, and 16 were comic gold. I have to say though that #20 sounds like the badly dubbed theme song of a Japanese Sentai series:

(With apologies to Ron Wasserman.)

WAKE UP - HE NEEDS US TO ACT NOW
ACTION NEEDS TO BE TAKEN!!
GO GO GO GO GO GO NOW
GO GO POWER RANGERS GO!! :notes:


This gives me an idea for a series of comics. Do you mind terribly if I steal it?
 
I was in doubt as to whether I would nom #20, given that the poor guy is, after all, mentally ill, but as others have said, it does nicely illustrate the CTer mindset.
 
Does this mean the Basque people are the most intelligent in the world?

The owner of the blog I got that stundie from actually does believe that the Basque people are the most intelligent in the world. He thinks that the Basque are the people with the most neanderthal DNA in the world. Neanderthal DNA is synonymous with intelligence to that nutjob.
 
The owner of the blog I got that stundie from actually does believe that the Basque people are the most intelligent in the world. He thinks that the Basque are the people with the most neanderthal DNA in the world. Neanderthal DNA is synonymous with intelligence to that nutjob.

While I'm sure they aren't stupid I do find the idea that he is classifying intelligence based on age of language absurd.
 
The owner of the blog I got that stundie from actually does believe that the Basque people are the most intelligent in the world. He thinks that the Basque are the people with the most neanderthal DNA in the world. Neanderthal DNA is synonymous with intelligence to that nutjob.

To be fair, I could see how one might come up with such a woo theory. The Basque have a language which relates to no other, and a genetic heritage which seems to be at least a little distinct. Given that, it is no great leap to concoct any crackpot theory you want.
 

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