Parsing humber
No ambiguity. I am not deceiving you.
I have never knowingly mislead anyone on this forum, here or elsewhere.
Mixed opinions as to how the cart works, or should work, but that is straight forward engineering.
The treadmill is nonsense. That is not rhetoric. It is stupefyingly wrong.
but I am not one for belief.
No ambiguity? Hmmm. Let's see, There are mixed opinions as to how the cart works. Humber's mixed opinions? Or mixed opinions on the forum generally? Ah, it must be others who have mixed opinions, because "that is straight forward engineering". Clear enough about that. If there were mixed opinions, they were someone else's.
Then some more clarity about the treadmill. What most people would consider beliefs. Yet humber is "not one for beliefs", he says. What does that mean, not to be "one for beliefs", yet unrhetorically state that something is stupefyingly wrong and nonsense? Does it mean that it is an absolute fact, which humber can discern like an absolute velocity? Does he mean that he doesn't bother with beliefs because he
knows; mere mortals deal in beliefs? We might construe that, but who knows when what has been said is so ambiguous?
What about this then:
Not directed at you Clive, but "admitting I am wrong" is given pride of place. I find this to be extraordinary.
The first sentence is ambiguous immediately for not having a subject.
Someone, we must assume, gives pride of place to the act of admitting they were wrong, but we're not told who that is. It might mean humber, if we choose to read it that way: he could be affirming his habit of saying when he's been wrong about something. That would add weight to his firm (absolutely unqualified) "No" to whether he was wrong about anything. On the other hand, it could be a criticism of how others hold such openness in high esteem, or a mere observation that they do. He finds it extraordinary, which suggests that perhaps the criticism of others is a more correct reading, as do some of the following.
But before we get to that - the whole thing started with an aside, "Not directed at you Clive, but". So,
depending on whether humber
thinks owning up to stuff is a good or a bad thing (I'm not sure now), he may or may not be saying that Clive does or doesn't do that and he doesn't hold it against him, and in the process insinuating that someone else may...or may not...and he does. Clear so far? Maybe the following will shed some light.
It's giving yourself a slap on the back for being wrong, while suggesting that not only is the admission call for celebration, but the very improbability of the error itself. Is it possible to be more conceited than that?
Yes, no, I mean, now it begins to appear that what is commonly considered a virtue humber sees as a vice. Admitting a mistake, saying sorry, giving way in an argument, seems to indicate to humber a self-aggrandisement, 'a slap on the back for being wrong' and 'cause for celebration'!
It also, curiously, seems to suggest to him that when we say we were wrong we express the conceit that it doesn't happen very often. Perhaps the more we say we were wrong, then, the more arrogant we show ourselves to be, and by stating so clearly (if qualified a little) that he was never wrong about anything here in this thread, humber is obviously being humble. Humble people don't slap themselves on the back for being wrong every ten minutes, after all! (Oh, I know, you hawk-eyed people, I've edited out the bits where he said there
were things he learned about something-or-other - VEM or PIM or I don't know what - but
that had nothing to do with anything anyway; let's forget that shall we?)
Is that what he means, then, that saying you were wrong is arrogant? There is hardly any point in asking him. Ah, but there's even more ambiguity to come. Have I just misunderstood the whole tenor of his meaning?...
So, if I am wrong I will simply tell you.
If he's wrong, he'll
simply tell us!? He must think it's
good to own up to it when you're wrong. That's what I thought several paragraphs ago. I was wrong. And then I was wrong again. My God! How conceited of me! He's expressed it so clearly. He will simply tell us if he's wrong.
And, to summarise, just in case we were in any doubt as to his meaning, we get it all wrapped up in a nutshell, final clarity par excellence:
I won't dance on the simple admissions of others.
Oh.
Deep. A koan? Accusative, but vaguely so, and rather superior-sounding.
Are you glad you asked, Clive? If humber was wrong, he'll tell you, unless he's too self-effacing for that.